Jac π§
@jaclynjanae.bsky.social
She/Her. Perpetually exhausted 30 yr old.
WHO DO I HAVE TO SLAP FOR THIS
The live-action βTEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: THE LAST RONINβ movie is no longer happening.
Ilya Naishuller (βNobodyβ) was in talks to direct the film
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
Ilya Naishuller (βNobodyβ) was in talks to direct the film
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
WHO DO I HAVE TO SLAP FOR THIS
"happy 5 yrs we don't know how to spell your name because you work the the dungeon"
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"happy 5 yrs we don't know how to spell your name because you work the the dungeon"
i was also 3 margs deep so maybe he wasn't i don't know hahaha
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
i was also 3 margs deep so maybe he wasn't i don't know hahaha
saw the most beautiful man i've ever seen in utah tonight at the bar
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
saw the most beautiful man i've ever seen in utah tonight at the bar
YOOOO
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
YOOOO
should i get the steam machine when it releases? or keep telling people "i want to play that one day"
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
should i get the steam machine when it releases? or keep telling people "i want to play that one day"
MCR AND THE USED THIS IS NOT A DRILL MCR AND THE USED WTFFF
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
MCR AND THE USED THIS IS NOT A DRILL MCR AND THE USED WTFFF
when someone asks what time it is and i see that it says 10:57 so i say "11" and someone else says "it's actually 10:57"
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
when someone asks what time it is and i see that it says 10:57 so i say "11" and someone else says "it's actually 10:57"
honestly so smart haha im gonna be living in a nightmare for a few days i can already tell
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
honestly so smart haha im gonna be living in a nightmare for a few days i can already tell
i messed up my algorithms for this powerpoint omg
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i messed up my algorithms for this powerpoint omg
hey so why don't old men (derogatory) have boundaries? last night i was the first one to get to the bar and i was sitting at a clearly marked reserved table when some old guy decided to sit next to me anyway and try to talk to me π it took him like 5 mins to get the hint and he finally walked away
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
hey so why don't old men (derogatory) have boundaries? last night i was the first one to get to the bar and i was sitting at a clearly marked reserved table when some old guy decided to sit next to me anyway and try to talk to me π it took him like 5 mins to get the hint and he finally walked away
haha i'd never heard of it until this week, i'm also not good at cooking so i'm the wrong demographic for their products lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
haha i'd never heard of it until this week, i'm also not good at cooking so i'm the wrong demographic for their products lol
her hbo special is so good
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
her hbo special is so good
the only part of my old twitter account that survived β€οΈ @bairnecessities.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
the only part of my old twitter account that survived β€οΈ @bairnecessities.bsky.social
it's been a minute since someone from high school has tried inviting me to an MLM scam. just got one for something called pampered chef lol
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
it's been a minute since someone from high school has tried inviting me to an MLM scam. just got one for something called pampered chef lol
i booped a corgis nose today 10/10
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i booped a corgis nose today 10/10
THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A GOOD DAY
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A GOOD DAY
don't worry king i still saw it
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
don't worry king i still saw it
WHAT
Brendan Frasier and Rachel Weisz are set to reprise their iconic roles in a new βMUMMYβ movie at Universal.
(https://deadline.com/2025/11/new-mummy-movie-brendan-fraser-rachel-weisz-radio-silence-1236606781/)
(https://deadline.com/2025/11/new-mummy-movie-brendan-fraser-rachel-weisz-radio-silence-1236606781/)
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
WHAT
someone didn't wake up today? oh okay.
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
someone didn't wake up today? oh okay.
went christmas decor shopping to feel something
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
went christmas decor shopping to feel something