Some people just want to watch the school burn.

Ringo Starr is the best Beatle because he narrated the first two seasons of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends.
#thomasthetankengine #trains

Forrest Gump with added dialogue part 1
#90smovies #tomhanks

More like Unit 73 FUN!
#ww2 #history

My go to elevator pitch for the ABC executives.

#realitytv #standup

TURN IT UP TO 11 TONIGHT BABY IT’S THE HARVEST MOON!

The Harvest Moon is the full moon which only appears in September or October depending on the year.

It’s the full moon that appears closest to the autumnal equinox which is on the 22nd or 23rd of September. #Harvestmoon #astronomy

It sucks that Christian Bale sworn off gaining weight for roles before he played Chris Chan in the biopic.

Any time dude

Thanks to @jackspinella.bsky.social for looking rad in this!
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Men these days will bitch about Mario Kart World costing $80 instead of starting a labor revolt.

The MCU Spider-Man movies are the three worst ones.

LS Mark-cartoon commentary YouTuber. Big break-video on the Fairly Odd Parents/Danny Phantom creator Butch Hartman-Nickelodeon
Favorite Diary of a Wimpy Kid book: Hard Luck
Least favorite: Old School
He cried when Brian Griffin died in Family Guy. (Same)
Loves Sonic the Hedgehog.
#cartoon #Youtube

My son who’s only been exposed to Rick and Morty:
“Wow this is just like Rick and Morty!”

Sundays are for the boys.

Me when I order steak at a restaurant:
“A1 A1 A1 A1 A1 A1 A1!”

What is your headcannon for each of these characters races?

Luigi Mansionone is not political or making any political statement about anything involving a ceo, a health insurance company, or United Healthcare and an Italian man. #luigimangione #ceo #unitedhealthcare #luigi #newyork #newyorkcity #healthcare

Bluey’s Big Play #bluey #blueysbigplay #banditheeler #bingoheeler #chilliheeler

With 20/100 vision, everyone’s a 10.

#standupcomedy #standup #comedy #champaign #urbana #eyesight #uiuc #comedian