Jackie McGuire
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Jackie McGuire
@jackiesinsecurity.bsky.social
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I drink coffee and I know things | Principal Analyst at theCUBE| Data Scientist | Advisor and Mentor | Writer | Public Speaker | Standup and Improv Wannabe | Neurodiversity Champion | Recovered Economist and Finance Nerd | THOT Leader
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Hey everyone! If you don't already know me, I'm the neurospicy cyber security and data science nerd of your dreams (or maybe memes?) 🤓 What are all the cool kids doing out here?
"Lately I feel like its me vs. me
Don't see no competition, why would you compete?"

Feeling particularly good this Friday. I hope you're all working for the weekend!
Sharing a piece I published today about surviving in a post-privacy world. We have virtually no control over our data and need to move forward under the assumption of compromise, meaning we need a better way to handle biometrics. Check out my piece here thecuberesearch.com/rsac-2025-su...
RSAC 2025 - Surviving a Post-Privacy World - theCUBE Research
For most people who exist on the internet or in modern society, our PII, biometric information, contact information, and passwords have all been leaked in some fashion. How do we survive in a…
thecuberesearch.com
"MY PRINGLESSSSSSESSSSSS!!!!" I hiss at absolutely no one while I, a professional, eat them and tuna from a can with my fingers for lunch. As I tell students frequently... being grown up is a myth. Most of us barely have it together.
Is it dishonest not to tell my Lyft driver that I understand Spanish... And everything he's saying on the phone to his friend about me? 💀💀💀
@404media.co I live in Pinal county. It's not the county Tucson is in, it's just north. Mostly agriculture, no real large urban area. Hard to imagine Massive Blue would be used for anything other than immigration.
Why does only my right armpit stink when I'm nervous?
Quick! Someone do a deepfake video of me successfully sending a coherent voice text, I just want to know what it would look like.
Logan Paul showed up to #WrestleMania dressed as one of the Holograms 😂
In case you need to feel better about your own life/competence, I definitely just had a $300 instacart order delivered to a hotel in another state.
I'm playing, most people in SD are cool ☺️
I call it the taint because it separates the nuts (LA) from the assh°les (SD) 😂😂
Every now and then, I think about the 30-day Facebook ban I caught for calling Temecula the taint between LA and San Diego and it makes me giggle like you wouldn't believe 🤭
Meow 😻

Someone forgot to tell Ronin he isn't a 50lb cat.
Theoretically speaking, if you put several sleeves of expired bagels in your neighbor's garbage can on the curb at 6 a.m. would it be weirder to not tell them and take the chance they see them before the truck gets here... or txt them "I put my bagels in your trash can" first thing in the morning?
I think I've gone full techbro 🥲
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I'm not a regular analyst and mom, I'm a COOL analyst and mom and I'm here to share the things giving myself heart palpitations on cold brew taught me about AI 👇

Just kidding 🤪
Happy April Fool's Day
#AprilFoolsDay #VibeCoding #CyberSecurity
It's a San Francisco kind of morning 😴☕💨
The life I live today is so far above and beyond what I wished for as a kid, sometimes it's hard to wrap my head around it.

I have worked really hard for a very long time, pushed through every setback, and I'm so proud of myself.

Dream big, work hard, fall down and get up, repeat ❤️
Friends in Phoenix- ICE is at the shopping area at 59th and Encanto. You know, just in case.
Where are all the "What's Project 2025?" Republicans now?
I've been trying to deny the reality that I'm pretty sure we're in a shitty black mirror episode of the 90s/00s... Now I'm sure.