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@jackclark86.bsky.social

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Old hippie, terminal, plan to die in Austria in 2026, Lucky Man (ELP 1970) is my jam.

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jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 5h

Sometimes I read the news and it makes me angry, but then I remember that Zohran is about to become mayor of NYC, and my anger turns into happy feet.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 13h

Go, Mayor Zohran, go!

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jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 20h

He doesn't know of a greater criminal in history, confirming what Hitchcock said about actors.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 20h

It's all of a piece of yellowcake.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 21h

I mean, like, why did you have that tattoo?

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

A poser is a poser is a poser.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

I've been doing Tai Chi for 30 years. The Mayor is fakin' it, but in a good way!

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jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

Levites comin', girl you better hide your gold.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

Hell no.

See "The Admirable Crichton".

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

Even "Battle Hymn of the Republic"?

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

Remember the AI video of Trump in his jet bombing Americans with poop?

That.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

To be clear, I liked your post because your post is true, but I do not like the truth contained in your post.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Prediction: Nick "sex is gay" Fuentes will be found in his closet, dead from autoerotic asphyxiation while wearing his Ilsa, The SS Shewolf costume.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

I'm 85% cash and fixed income 2 years or less and have never been so freaked about what might lie ahead (and I've been at this for 45 years).

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

A tree does not grow to the sky.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Now I can't get the Donna Sommer tune out of my brain.

(Toot, toot, hey, beep, beep)

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Clearly.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

And it's Larry Ellison's foot inside that boot.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Correct injustice? What does this even mean?

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jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta say, my cats were mesmerized.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Saw it many years ago. For days afterwards, I was preoccupied with a single question: What must I do to convince Erika Elenik to marry me?

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Ugh. Seriously.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

"Why isn't he working productively on spreadsheets?"

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 3d

In case anyone still believes we haven't seen the Epstein files solely because of Trump....

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 3d

He's a megabillionaire techbro. You were expecting what exactly? Literacy?