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Jack B. Nimble

@jackbnimble94.bsky.social

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 1d

Updating my LEGO White House

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus meme

He protecc (Jesus holding lamb)

He attac (Jesus flipping tables)

But most importantly he become snac (communion)

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 6d

I’m against the death penalty, but dudes like albert fish need to be executed. When you’re that much of a monster, prison justice isn’t good enough!

The other 99% of the time, just put ‘em in prison without parole.

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 6d

Had to let em know how I felt before I blocked them lol

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 6d

So uh, how about you go sit on a big fat dick?

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 6d

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN’ FUCK!

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 7d

Me: AI will dumb us down and kill us all. I have no hope for the future.

Also Me: ha ha, look at this video of John Lennon playing with Tonka Trucks on the Dick Cavett show!

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 11d

“Welcome To My Nightmare” by Alice Cooper sounds like it could’ve been by the Doors

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11d

Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 12d

Ian Watkins made Gary Glitter look like Chris Hansen. Rest in piss bozo!

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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 13d

A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

WGN-TV producer detained during ICE enforcement action in Lincoln Square

A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 14d

For years, I wasn’t sure why we needed it, but it turns out that the 3rd Amendment is really useful!

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16d

Mike Johnson only wants Lee Greenwood to perform the halftime show at the Super Bowl because Lawrence Welk is dead and therefore unavailable.

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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 15d

A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination

Annual COVID Vaccines Save Lives, New Study Shows

A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 15d

TikTok Edits of the Star Wars prequels are ten times better than the actual movies

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 18d

The most surprising thing about being an adult is that someone can achieve a lot, have a lot of money and romantic/sexual partners…and still be a complete fucking loser!

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 19d

It’d be really nice if TikTok pushed my content in the algorithm as much as they push my comments! 🙄

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 19d

GOD DAMN IT KNEECAP ARE SO FUCKING GOOD!

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tt🪦RIP💀gifs @ttrpgifs.bsky.social · 20d

Angry baby bunny with text that says Hatred. Malice even

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 20d

“Sympathy Is a Knife” wasn’t even my favorite track on brat, but now I really like it ;)

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 20d

Don’t know why people are shitting all over Taylor Swift’s new album. That’s just what her music sounds like.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 20d

The weird thing about Mike Johnson is that no matter what words he's saying, all I hear is "I'm a little bitch" over and over.

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 21d

This is the only waffle you should be posting about.

Cover image for Waffle Boys Jungle Adventure

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 21d

The lion does not concern himself with Ezra Klein or his headassery

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Brian Altano @brianaltano.bsky.social · 21d

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

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