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jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

Wait guys sorry im not educated on how the sun works.

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

I love daylight savings time. Its like moving 1 hour away.

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

Blowing weed hoots at my hampster . Plz dont call PETA

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

Omg why are these lesbians struggling? I have to help them.

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

LOL

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 1h

i don't see that one but these are very funny

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jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

Guys i am contrarian in chief .

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

I like him as a person but he is going to absolutely destroy the entire city. Just so u know. Also the irony that my label on here says psychic is not lost on me.

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jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

Totally empty base of the chart. I would be very grounding for him LOL

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

Alright boys, lets get to the bottom of this.

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

That saturn is fame at work.

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

Libra sun, obviously. Jupiter conjunct venus in virgo- he smells like sugar cookie and his lips taste like marshmallows. Sun loosely conjunct early degree scorpio mars, hmmmmm. Aquarius moon…… northnode conjunct lilith, destiny to be widely hated.

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jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

Alright boys, lets get to the bottom of this.

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jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

Guys this is very toxic behavior.

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 1h

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They Used To Sug Each Other Off @melmoonbow.bsky.social · 2h

I think about this viral post weekly

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jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 3h

Guys i should start growing potatos on my downstairs neighbors piece of the roof that is the only part of their apartment they don’t hear me walking around.

jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 3h

Judas - DJ White Shadow Remix

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jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · 3h

Guys we have cultural differences because you are not irish.

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jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · Jul 20

I dated an albanian 42 year old and sometimes I would go to his house and he would ask if I’ve been smoking weed and I would say no and then he would give me a $200 metrocard

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jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social @jabiowneudha28171.bsky.social · Mar 31

Telling white lies. Don’t ask me questions.

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