Jabe 🔜 MFF
@jabe.bsky.social
🔞 fuckin’ up your airwaves - fuckin’ all your wives (platonically)
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i met him years ago, and i walked away hotter
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
i met him years ago, and i walked away hotter
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real slow day at the museum finally. we chillin
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
real slow day at the museum finally. we chillin
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"...as I understand it, shorting means you're essentially betting against the baby and assuming its value will go down. Please remember, this is not financial advice." - @pcgamer.com
SHORT THAT BABY!
They're right you know, the demo is on Steam RIGHT NOW! 📈
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
SHORT THAT BABY!
They're right you know, the demo is on Steam RIGHT NOW! 📈
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
A game where you buy and sell stocks based on the lives on alien babies has a demo out now
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is quite the name
www.pcgamer.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"...as I understand it, shorting means you're essentially betting against the baby and assuming its value will go down. Please remember, this is not financial advice." - @pcgamer.com
SHORT THAT BABY!
They're right you know, the demo is on Steam RIGHT NOW! 📈
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
SHORT THAT BABY!
They're right you know, the demo is on Steam RIGHT NOW! 📈
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
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the more I learn about cryptography the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person
November 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
the more I learn about cryptography the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person
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Comm for Krysto of Dez @betterantlers.bsky.social & Dell @noantlertouchin.bsky.social being turned into rubber versions of the cute gay dancing reindeer couple from Spot's Magical Christmas~
They lost Santa's sleigh, now its time for them to slay (on the dancefloor)
Its a one way trip! Enjoy lads~
They lost Santa's sleigh, now its time for them to slay (on the dancefloor)
Its a one way trip! Enjoy lads~
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Comm for Krysto of Dez @betterantlers.bsky.social & Dell @noantlertouchin.bsky.social being turned into rubber versions of the cute gay dancing reindeer couple from Spot's Magical Christmas~
They lost Santa's sleigh, now its time for them to slay (on the dancefloor)
Its a one way trip! Enjoy lads~
They lost Santa's sleigh, now its time for them to slay (on the dancefloor)
Its a one way trip! Enjoy lads~
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Just thought about running dancer in the dark while at the furcon but then I thought what the fuck am i on right now dude
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just thought about running dancer in the dark while at the furcon but then I thought what the fuck am i on right now dude
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Windows experience - The McDonalds-Raybans-Raytheon-Pfizer megaconglomerate has synthesized you the platonic ideal apple 'pie' statistically most likely to get you to install Spotify
Linux experience - Your nephew, who loves you, has given you an 80% baked cake full of eggshell. It is 10% spaghetti
Linux experience - Your nephew, who loves you, has given you an 80% baked cake full of eggshell. It is 10% spaghetti
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Windows experience - The McDonalds-Raybans-Raytheon-Pfizer megaconglomerate has synthesized you the platonic ideal apple 'pie' statistically most likely to get you to install Spotify
Linux experience - Your nephew, who loves you, has given you an 80% baked cake full of eggshell. It is 10% spaghetti
Linux experience - Your nephew, who loves you, has given you an 80% baked cake full of eggshell. It is 10% spaghetti
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UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT
OF GUN
HUH!
UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT
OF GUN
HUH!
December 9, 2024 at 1:26 AM
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT
OF GUN
HUH!
UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT
OF GUN
HUH!
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My accumulating playlist of They Might Be Giants songs includes their really fire kids albums, which is great in concept until I have to listen to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme on my morning commute
We take those, I’m in it for the love of the game, baby
We take those, I’m in it for the love of the game, baby
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My accumulating playlist of They Might Be Giants songs includes their really fire kids albums, which is great in concept until I have to listen to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme on my morning commute
We take those, I’m in it for the love of the game, baby
We take those, I’m in it for the love of the game, baby
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Catch Kav and V3 at #MFF this year -
Both of these entities will be prowling around the con-space; feel free to interact with either of them.
Both of these entities will be prowling around the con-space; feel free to interact with either of them.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Catch Kav and V3 at #MFF this year -
Both of these entities will be prowling around the con-space; feel free to interact with either of them.
Both of these entities will be prowling around the con-space; feel free to interact with either of them.
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[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.
March 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.
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and i recreated it in the @antithesis.com notebook
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
and i recreated it in the @antithesis.com notebook
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POV: Timo is talking about obscure OoT trivia and you call him "cute"
October 20, 2023 at 7:09 PM
POV: Timo is talking about obscure OoT trivia and you call him "cute"
I’m going to mff, i just remembored! 🤯
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m going to mff, i just remembored! 🤯
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November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Been feelin’ pretty Togore-tastic as of late
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Been feelin’ pretty Togore-tastic as of late
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here's a slightly older fave I'm surprised I don't have on here yet - a latex vaporeon costume conundrum for Gibbs
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
here's a slightly older fave I'm surprised I don't have on here yet - a latex vaporeon costume conundrum for Gibbs