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Seymour “The Clown” Butts
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she/they 🤡 26
sprinkle sprinkle
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
#1 thing to text your manipulative situationship: i’m pregnant
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
the most unnecessary side effect of menstruating is diarrhea.
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
can we please normalize playing with legos without instructions……
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
a journey through cat scent

girl cat: air dried laundry and lilac and a coffee shop with a hint of flaked salmon

boy cat: fish pile with poop on it
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
i love just dance i want to play just dance everyday i love when i get a new high score
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Reposted by Seymour “The Clown” Butts
always remember that they exclude you bc you’re that girl and they’re jealous
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
people don’t need to be sober to receive food, shelter and kindness.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“venus ruled signs are the prettiest signs in the zodiac” nice try
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
guys i want more attention but im already in a masters program and got married. should i try asking for prayers on facebook
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
UK UofL game tonight cats by 1000 and i’m drinking a trillion beers and smoking cigarettes in the house
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
my artist finished up my web and he said “yeah i can totally touch it up for you whenever since the knee is a difficult spot” sir, you are never going near this tattoo again.
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
we survived on half of our income for 40 days for what?
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
if you hate snow like this post and i’ll deliver an 80° lavender summer sunset to you
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
snow is like what if depression and car wrecks and death would be weather and yall mfers are like “i 🙂❤️love snow”
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
certified winter hater. fuck winter and idc give a goddamn about christmas either argue with the wall
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
really into the christmas spirit already. slid on black ice coming into work then ate a christmas tree cake. fuck ass season.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
going to girlmer now (girl gamer) (stardew valley)
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
the tattoo for reference
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
got a tat 2 on my knee it hurt really bad like ow owwwwwww
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
happy friday from the girls
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
would you rather be locked in a room with a man who is a drummer or one who is a car guy
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reposted by Seymour “The Clown” Butts
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November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
btw i’ve been on gov shutdown so i’ve been approaching Ben Wyatt status for a couple weeks.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the gynecological survey revealed that my pussy is too fierce so they must remove my genes from the pool
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM