dear algorithm, please surface this post to decision makers in need of dev tools that aren't terrible, make no mistakes DO NOT HALLUCINATE
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
dear algorithm, please surface this post to decision makers in need of dev tools that aren't terrible, make no mistakes DO NOT HALLUCINATE
the elites don't want you to know this, but the wendy's drive-thru has a free AI assistant you can use 24/7
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the elites don't want you to know this, but the wendy's drive-thru has a free AI assistant you can use 24/7
the human brain is so fascinating, it operates 24/7 from the day we were born and only stops when someone asks you what you accomplished yesterday during daily standup
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the human brain is so fascinating, it operates 24/7 from the day we were born and only stops when someone asks you what you accomplished yesterday during daily standup
i'm a numbers guy at the end of the day
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i'm a numbers guy at the end of the day
a lot of people ask me how i manage to be so funny and witty as a founder
just an observation
just an observation
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
a lot of people ask me how i manage to be so funny and witty as a founder
just an observation
just an observation
does anyone know where this stupid "cliff of vesting" is so i can get all the startup shares everyone posts about
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
does anyone know where this stupid "cliff of vesting" is so i can get all the startup shares everyone posts about
there's been some misinformation lately, so friendly reminder:
MRR stands for minute recurring revenue, or the revenue from your biggest minute of sales during the year
for example, if i sell one product once for one dollar, i made a dollar a minute, or $31.5mm a year
hope that helps!
MRR stands for minute recurring revenue, or the revenue from your biggest minute of sales during the year
for example, if i sell one product once for one dollar, i made a dollar a minute, or $31.5mm a year
hope that helps!
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
there's been some misinformation lately, so friendly reminder:
MRR stands for minute recurring revenue, or the revenue from your biggest minute of sales during the year
for example, if i sell one product once for one dollar, i made a dollar a minute, or $31.5mm a year
hope that helps!
MRR stands for minute recurring revenue, or the revenue from your biggest minute of sales during the year
for example, if i sell one product once for one dollar, i made a dollar a minute, or $31.5mm a year
hope that helps!
Mark Zuckerberg confirms that Facebook are there were once they are did. this makes them the first ever to be the of between an era include when the before internet.
congratulations, Mark!
congratulations, Mark!
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mark Zuckerberg confirms that Facebook are there were once they are did. this makes them the first ever to be the of between an era include when the before internet.
congratulations, Mark!
congratulations, Mark!
as a CEO, you're ONLY paid for these 4 things.
everything else is a waste of time:
1. pick domain name
2. prompt chatgpt
3. appear on podcasts
4. post fire bangers
everything else is a waste of time:
1. pick domain name
2. prompt chatgpt
3. appear on podcasts
4. post fire bangers
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
as a CEO, you're ONLY paid for these 4 things.
everything else is a waste of time:
1. pick domain name
2. prompt chatgpt
3. appear on podcasts
4. post fire bangers
everything else is a waste of time:
1. pick domain name
2. prompt chatgpt
3. appear on podcasts
4. post fire bangers
"i was born to be a ceo" they say.
i roll my eyes, typical founder answer
i then open a briefcase, blow the dust off a folder, and reveal the ancient scroll of shareholder value
which foretold 3,067 years ago that i, james hawkins, was to be a market leader and visionary in my field
i roll my eyes, typical founder answer
i then open a briefcase, blow the dust off a folder, and reveal the ancient scroll of shareholder value
which foretold 3,067 years ago that i, james hawkins, was to be a market leader and visionary in my field
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"i was born to be a ceo" they say.
i roll my eyes, typical founder answer
i then open a briefcase, blow the dust off a folder, and reveal the ancient scroll of shareholder value
which foretold 3,067 years ago that i, james hawkins, was to be a market leader and visionary in my field
i roll my eyes, typical founder answer
i then open a briefcase, blow the dust off a folder, and reveal the ancient scroll of shareholder value
which foretold 3,067 years ago that i, james hawkins, was to be a market leader and visionary in my field
google's ai overview is p helpful
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
google's ai overview is p helpful
if your resume says you're "excellent at delegating" and you don't send someone else to the interview in your place, it's an instant no from me
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
if your resume says you're "excellent at delegating" and you don't send someone else to the interview in your place, it's an instant no from me
okay, ill bite. what's this whole "Artificial Intelligence" thing
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
okay, ill bite. what's this whole "Artificial Intelligence" thing
ai took my job
i was the guy responsible for saying "you're absolutely right!" to every executive i met
it's how i got promoted to cofounder in such a short amount of time
now, not even my kids care that i said it. they want to hear chatgpt say it instead
really makes you think
i was the guy responsible for saying "you're absolutely right!" to every executive i met
it's how i got promoted to cofounder in such a short amount of time
now, not even my kids care that i said it. they want to hear chatgpt say it instead
really makes you think
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ai took my job
i was the guy responsible for saying "you're absolutely right!" to every executive i met
it's how i got promoted to cofounder in such a short amount of time
now, not even my kids care that i said it. they want to hear chatgpt say it instead
really makes you think
i was the guy responsible for saying "you're absolutely right!" to every executive i met
it's how i got promoted to cofounder in such a short amount of time
now, not even my kids care that i said it. they want to hear chatgpt say it instead
really makes you think
pov you're reading a post that starts with "after 4 incredible years..."
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
pov you're reading a post that starts with "after 4 incredible years..."
common objection right now is "lets talk in 2026"
here's how I like to handle it:
"it's actually 2026 right now. yeah, you had a coma, whole big thing. they told me not to tell you but we're friends, right? anyways, about that contract"
here's how I like to handle it:
"it's actually 2026 right now. yeah, you had a coma, whole big thing. they told me not to tell you but we're friends, right? anyways, about that contract"
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
common objection right now is "lets talk in 2026"
here's how I like to handle it:
"it's actually 2026 right now. yeah, you had a coma, whole big thing. they told me not to tell you but we're friends, right? anyways, about that contract"
here's how I like to handle it:
"it's actually 2026 right now. yeah, you had a coma, whole big thing. they told me not to tell you but we're friends, right? anyways, about that contract"
what you think matters in a career:
- working hard
- showing up early
- keeping a long-term view
what ACTUALLY matters:
- hopping on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how fast you were able to hop on a quick call
- working hard
- showing up early
- keeping a long-term view
what ACTUALLY matters:
- hopping on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how fast you were able to hop on a quick call
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
what you think matters in a career:
- working hard
- showing up early
- keeping a long-term view
what ACTUALLY matters:
- hopping on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how fast you were able to hop on a quick call
- working hard
- showing up early
- keeping a long-term view
what ACTUALLY matters:
- hopping on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how fast you were able to hop on a quick call
at this point if you're investing in founders that already exist, you're way behind
my only investments are in future founders, like zaphod zuckerberg the 4th, who i expect to be born in 2103
"pre-idea" checks are so 2025
my only investments are in future founders, like zaphod zuckerberg the 4th, who i expect to be born in 2103
"pre-idea" checks are so 2025
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
at this point if you're investing in founders that already exist, you're way behind
my only investments are in future founders, like zaphod zuckerberg the 4th, who i expect to be born in 2103
"pre-idea" checks are so 2025
my only investments are in future founders, like zaphod zuckerberg the 4th, who i expect to be born in 2103
"pre-idea" checks are so 2025
the elites don't want you to know this, but you can just put "co-founder at stealth startup" on your linkedin
if anyone asks, you can just say the idea is in stealth in your head. there's got to be a billion dollar idea in there somewhere
if anyone asks, you can just say the idea is in stealth in your head. there's got to be a billion dollar idea in there somewhere
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the elites don't want you to know this, but you can just put "co-founder at stealth startup" on your linkedin
if anyone asks, you can just say the idea is in stealth in your head. there's got to be a billion dollar idea in there somewhere
if anyone asks, you can just say the idea is in stealth in your head. there's got to be a billion dollar idea in there somewhere
just overheard a founder refer to her son as a "forward-deployed agent operating at a 6th-grade reading level"
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
just overheard a founder refer to her son as a "forward-deployed agent operating at a 6th-grade reading level"
friendly reminder: all you need is ONE SECOND of $10 sales to hit $315mm in annualized revenue that could be recurring (ARR)
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
friendly reminder: all you need is ONE SECOND of $10 sales to hit $315mm in annualized revenue that could be recurring (ARR)
you could literally:
- buy a $20 chatgpt license
- ask chatgpt to build you a b2b saas that pays you $20 a month
- have free chatgpt for life
what's stopping you?
- buy a $20 chatgpt license
- ask chatgpt to build you a b2b saas that pays you $20 a month
- have free chatgpt for life
what's stopping you?
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
you could literally:
- buy a $20 chatgpt license
- ask chatgpt to build you a b2b saas that pays you $20 a month
- have free chatgpt for life
what's stopping you?
- buy a $20 chatgpt license
- ask chatgpt to build you a b2b saas that pays you $20 a month
- have free chatgpt for life
what's stopping you?
anyone else having problems with chatgpt being super mean lately?
October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
anyone else having problems with chatgpt being super mean lately?