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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · 6d

My childhood was spent fantasizing about wrist mounted firearms and NOW you tell me the primary purpose of them is to violate the Geneva Convention?

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PUNKY MONKEY @punkythemonkey.bsky.social · 29d

Punky Monkey #1: "The Leopards Won't Eat MY Face!"

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Deb Brown 🚨🇺🇲 @debpixcom.bsky.social · Sep 13

🎯‼️ #WeAreNotTheSame #CharlieKirk

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The leftist students in Utah who didn't want Charlie Kirk to speak did what leftists do: they signed petitions, staged a protest, and lined up to challenge him.

The right winger who didn't want Charlie Kirk to speak did what right wingers do and shot him.

We are not the same!

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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 19

The closest you will ever come to firing a real life Doom-style Super Shotgun.

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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 19

When the Left in-fights, we hold 3-day long elections on how to codify our stance on violence in Gaza.

When the Right in-fights, a white supremacist Christian nationalist puts a neck wound in a trans-misogynistic and racist propagandist.

#WeAreNotTheSame

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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · Sep 19

‘IGNORANUS’
I’m not really sure if this new word is an adjective or a noun.
When I read its definition, a specific individual immediately came to mind.
Made me laugh, despite its supposed ‘rude’ tone.
Besides, we all know one and/or have one.
:-)}

A black poster with white text:
Ignoranus
adj. Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 14

Oh yes, no one will notice your treasure trail. 🥰

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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 12

The irony that Charlie Kirk dropped out of college only to be dropped in a college is not lost on me.

Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 12

That's a fine treasure trail you got there, hon. 😍

Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 12

No, I'm quite over the "don't dance on people's graves" phase of my life, thank you. I'm in my "let's empty your diva cup on Charlie Kirk's headstone" era now.

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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 12

Charlie Kirk died as he lived...

... A pain in the neck.

Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 10

I don't know what pisses me off more; that the custodian on overnights propositioned me last night or that he was only interested in me because I'm trans and he's "totally not gay, I promise." 🤢

We aren't going to talk about his foot fetish because that's hardly the worst thing in his record.

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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 8

I saw Wonder Showzen for the first time last night.

There was a solid 12 minutes where I was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out. 🤣

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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 5

The word dumpling implies the existence of a larger dumple.

I only bring this up because that's the aesthetic you should be working towards. 🥰💜

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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 5

Apple cider > pumpkin spice

Fucking fight me, bitch. 🥊

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Ivy Dietrich @ivydee.bsky.social · Sep 5

I like the compact design, but this looks INCREDIBLY uncomfortable to fire effectively.

In fact, it reminds me of a notoriously hated gun designed for compact carrying...