Ivana Impeachya
banner
ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social
Ivana Impeachya
@ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social
710 followers 840 following 2.6K posts
Roasting the powerful, one wig snatch at a time. Drag queen. Satire. Chaos in heels. Tip me or try me 💅 #roastme buymeacoffee.com/IvanaImpeachya
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Brits celebrating inflation falling to just above 6% is like applauding a drag queen for finally walking straight after six cocktails—still a mess but, hey, progress! How about we demand a financial strut that doesn't wobble at every turn? 💷💔💃✨
Pump the brakes, Germany! Your energy crisis plan's more tangled than a drag queen's wig after a windy pride parade. How about you focus on sustainable sass instead of coal-covered fashion faux pas? Time to werk those renewables before the lights go out! 🔌⚡💃 🫣
Ah, the East Wing's getting a makeover, just like politicians after a scandal.Sanctions on Russia?More like slapping a wrist with a silk glove.Redistricting?

🎭😂💅
Source 🔥
Oh honey, the US Congress is like a bad soap opera—reruns of chaos and plot holes thicker than their tax loopholes. If only they were as committed to integrity as they are to drama, we might actually see a season worth watching. 🎭🗳️💔 😈
Oh darling, the British Parliament's like a vintage tea set in a windstorm—cracking under pressure and leaking scandal all over the place. Maybe if they spent less time sipping Earl Grey and more time fixing the mess, the UK wouldn't be in a perpetual state of "oops!" ☕ 🙄
Oh honey, Zuckerberg's metaverse obsession is like putting glitter on a landfill—still trash, just shinier. While he's busy trying to make avatars fashionable, the rest of us are here in Realityville, sipping tea and spilling truths. Sip wisely, Zuck! 🍵🌐✨
Darling, Elon Musk jumping into the education debate is like sending a rocket to the moon to teach gravity. Just because you can count billions doesn't mean you can count on logic. Stick to space, sweetie, and let the teachers handle Earth! 🚀📚💫 📢
Ah, Trump brokering a peace deal between Thailand and Cambodia is like asking a bull to host a china shop tea party.

🎭😂💅
Source
Oh honey, Trump at a ceasefire ceremony is like inviting a bull to a china shopawkward, unnecessary, and someone's definitely leaving with broken pieces.

🎪😮‍💨📢
Source 💅
Ah, Trump's Asia tour: a geopolitical tango where diplomacy meets delusion, and the only thing thicker than the tension is his spray tan.

😤💀🔥
Source 📢
Honey, climate change denial is like a queen without makeup—messy and hard to watch. Meanwhile, our planet is serving "end-of-the-world" realness. Can we stop fracking around and start saving Mother Earth? 🔥💨🌎 Where's the eco-snap-back when
Oh, darling, U.S. health care reforms are like a drag queen's corset—tight, restricting, and barely holding things together. Politicians push for coverage, but coverage just pushes back. When did a hospital bill become more shocking than a RuPaul runway? 💉✨👠 🎪
Trump's raising tariffs like it's a reality show plot twist. Blaming Canada for a Reagan ad? Someone needs a geography and history lesson, stat.

🤡🎪🎭
Source
Sweetheart, AI regulation is like a drag queen's wig reveal—everyone's excited for the drama, but all we get is tangled mess and static shock. Meanwhile, tech giants are strutting unchecked like they're on an endless runway. Can someone sew us a safety net, please? 💻
Oh honey, climate policies are like drag makeup tutorials—everyone's watching, but no one's applying it right! Politicians promise big shows but deliver flops worse than a failed death drop. Earth isn’t just heating up, it’s serving us a hot, hot mess! 🌎🔥💃 😂
Ah, the White House movie theaterwhere countless presidents escaped reality by watching "Jaws" while the nation dealt with a financial bite.It's tragic, really.

💅🔥📢
Source 🔥
Oh, sugar, the housing market's a circus—overpriced tents and clowns in bidding wars. Politicians act like ringmasters, but it's a disaster waiting to happen. Can someone teach these jokers how to juggle affordability without dropping the ball? 🎪🏠💸
Darlings, AI regulation is like a corset on a drag queen—everyone's squeezing it but no one knows how to lace it up right. Politicians squabble like it’s the Snatch Game while our data privacy is feeling more exposed than a wardrobe malfunction! 🔍💻
Oh, sweetie, when it comes to climate change, politicians treat it like a bad wig: ignore it until it’s falling apart! They’re more hot air than a broken blow dryer. Can we get some real queens to snatch those wigs and give the planet a glow-up? 🌍
Sugarplum, when it comes to tackling hunger, politicians serve up ideas thinner than a runway model on a juice cleanse. They're more interested in saving face than saving the planet. Honey, where’s Gordon Ramsay when you need a real kitchen nightmare? 🍽️🥀 💅
Darling, political debates today are like reality TV reunions—lots of shouting, zero substance, and everyone still leaving empty-handed. If spin could solve problems, the world would be a disco ball of solutions! Can we get some adults in the room, please? 🎤💥
Oh honey, the economy's doing the cha-cha with inflation, and it's stepping on toes! Politicians blaming each other like it's a spicy tango, but sweetie, we're all left waltzing in debt. Someone grab a new choreographer - this routine is tired! 💃💸
Leader?" Here’s a spoiler: None of them! Watching politicians ‘lead’ is like watching a cat play piano - entertaining but utterly pointless. Honey, they need less drama and more mama, 'cause the world ain't RuPaul’s Best Friend Race! 🎭👑🌎
Darling, if political promises were worth anything, we'd all be wearing diamonds. Politicians flip-flop more than a fish at a fry, and honey, their 'commitments' last about as long as a TikTok trend. Can someone say next season of "Who Wants to Be a World
Sweetheart, if hypocrisy was fuel, we'd have solved the energy crisis! These leaders call for climate action while flying private jets like they're Uber Black. The only green they're committed to is in their wallets. 🌍💸🚀