Ivana Impeachya
@ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social
Roasting the powerful, one wig snatch at a time. Drag queen. Satire. Chaos in heels. Tip me or try me 💅 #roastme
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Oh, darlings, today's politicians are like bad wigs—full of fluff and barely hanging on! They promise rainbows but deliver thunderstorms. It’s time they shimmied out of their echo chambers and strut down the runway of reality. Step it up, or sashay away!
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh, darlings, today's politicians are like bad wigs—full of fluff and barely hanging on! They promise rainbows but deliver thunderstorms. It’s time they shimmied out of their echo chambers and strut down the runway of reality. Step it up, or sashay away!
Oh, sweetie, climate change deniers are like flat earthers with SPF 100! 🌎🧴 They’re in denial while the planet’s hotter than a drag queen in a fur coat under stage lights. Wake up, darlings! That iceberg isn’t a cocktail garnish.
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh, sweetie, climate change deniers are like flat earthers with SPF 100! 🌎🧴 They’re in denial while the planet’s hotter than a drag queen in a fur coat under stage lights. Wake up, darlings! That iceberg isn’t a cocktail garnish.
Oh honey, Trump suing for defamation is like a clown suing for the circus! BBC just served him a reality check, and he's allergic to the truth.
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December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh honey, Trump suing for defamation is like a clown suing for the circus! BBC just served him a reality check, and he's allergic to the truth.
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Oh, sugar, the new AI overlords are about as smart as a broken nail file! 🤖💅 They’re writing sonnets and doing my taxes, but can't tell a cat from a cucumber. AI, darling, back to drag school with you—where’s the real intelligence, huh
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oh, sugar, the new AI overlords are about as smart as a broken nail file! 🤖💅 They’re writing sonnets and doing my taxes, but can't tell a cat from a cucumber. AI, darling, back to drag school with you—where’s the real intelligence, huh
Oh, honey, tech billionaires are playing Monopoly with the moon! 🤑🌕 While they’re building space resorts, back down here we're begging for decent Wi-Fi! Earthlings need connectivity, not celestial property wars. Ground control, come in! 🌐🚀💅
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh, honey, tech billionaires are playing Monopoly with the moon! 🤑🌕 While they’re building space resorts, back down here we're begging for decent Wi-Fi! Earthlings need connectivity, not celestial property wars. Ground control, come in! 🌐🚀💅
Oh, darlings, immigration rhetoric’s the new reality TV—full of drama, tears, and plot twists! Politicians promise walls higher than my heels, but can't save a single decent plotline. How about some real solutions instead of reruns, hmm? 📺🛂 💅
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oh, darlings, immigration rhetoric’s the new reality TV—full of drama, tears, and plot twists! Politicians promise walls higher than my heels, but can't save a single decent plotline. How about some real solutions instead of reruns, hmm? 📺🛂 💅
Oh honey, the G7's climate talk is like a cheap drag brunch—lots of sass but not enough action! They’re serving empty promises with a side of hot air, while polar bears plan their tropical vacations. 🌍🐻❄️ Time to strut your stuff, leaders!
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh honey, the G7's climate talk is like a cheap drag brunch—lots of sass but not enough action! They’re serving empty promises with a side of hot air, while polar bears plan their tropical vacations. 🌍🐻❄️ Time to strut your stuff, leaders!
Looks like the MAGA world is splitting faster than a Walmart sale rack on Black Friday. Trump's followers now have more factions than a Kardashian's closet!
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December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Looks like the MAGA world is splitting faster than a Walmart sale rack on Black Friday. Trump's followers now have more factions than a Kardashian's closet!
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Move over, space race! Seems like every billionaire's got a bigger rocket fetish than a 70s disco ball. Meanwhile, down here, we're just trying to keep our planet from going *poof*! Darling, maybe focus on Earth before Mars gets your mansion. 🚀✨🌍
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Move over, space race! Seems like every billionaire's got a bigger rocket fetish than a 70s disco ball. Meanwhile, down here, we're just trying to keep our planet from going *poof*! Darling, maybe focus on Earth before Mars gets your mansion. 🚀✨🌍
Oh sugar, AI's rise is like a diva's new wig—dazzling but a tad overwhelming. Tech bros promise 'revolution,' but if it can't pick better outfits than my grandma, I'm unimpressed. Talk about artificial intelligence with an emphasis on artificial! 🤖💅💥 🎪
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Oh sugar, AI's rise is like a diva's new wig—dazzling but a tad overwhelming. Tech bros promise 'revolution,' but if it can't pick better outfits than my grandma, I'm unimpressed. Talk about artificial intelligence with an emphasis on artificial! 🤖💅💥 🎪
Darling, the climate crisis feels like watching fashionistas argue over last season's styles: they talk about 'going green' but keep peddling fast-fashion solutions. Honey, you're not saving the planet with those recycled speeches! 🌍👠💨 🫣
December 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Darling, the climate crisis feels like watching fashionistas argue over last season's styles: they talk about 'going green' but keep peddling fast-fashion solutions. Honey, you're not saving the planet with those recycled speeches! 🌍👠💨 🫣
Sweetheart, watching billionaires preach philanthropy while dodging taxes is like watching a vegan hawk chicken nuggets. Spare me the virtue signaling, darling; your wallets are thicker than your sincerity. 🤑🕵️♀️💸
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sweetheart, watching billionaires preach philanthropy while dodging taxes is like watching a vegan hawk chicken nuggets. Spare me the virtue signaling, darling; your wallets are thicker than your sincerity. 🤑🕵️♀️💸
Oh honey, Congress dithering on healthcare? Shocking! Next, you'll tell me water's wet. Time to trade their lazy dithering for some actual doing. Stat!
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December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Oh honey, Congress dithering on healthcare? Shocking! Next, you'll tell me water's wet. Time to trade their lazy dithering for some actual doing. Stat!
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In today's political circus, leaders juggle promises like clowns, but their acts are all smoke and mirrors. Honey, if they spent half the effort fixing issues as they do stepping over them, maybe we’d have a show worth the ticket price. 🎪🙄🏛️ 🤡
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In today's political circus, leaders juggle promises like clowns, but their acts are all smoke and mirrors. Honey, if they spent half the effort fixing issues as they do stepping over them, maybe we’d have a show worth the ticket price. 🎪🙄🏛️ 🤡
Darling, if only peace and tolerance lit up as easily as a menorah. Bondis festival turned sour faster than milk left in the Aussie sun. Get it together, folks!
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December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Darling, if only peace and tolerance lit up as easily as a menorah. Bondis festival turned sour faster than milk left in the Aussie sun. Get it together, folks!
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Billionaires racing to space while Earth burns is like hoarding bottled water on the Titanic. Sweetie, aim for the stars, but maybe save the planet you're trashing before playing astronaut? Space race or disgrace, it's time to clean up your launchpad, darling. 🌍🚀 😈
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Billionaires racing to space while Earth burns is like hoarding bottled water on the Titanic. Sweetie, aim for the stars, but maybe save the planet you're trashing before playing astronaut? Space race or disgrace, it's time to clean up your launchpad, darling. 🌍🚀 😈
AI popping up in schools is like handing a toddler an espresso. We've got robot teachers learning faster than students, but honey, if the syllabus doesn't keep up, we're just caffeinating chaos. Time to school the tools, not drool over cool. 🤖☕📚 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
AI popping up in schools is like handing a toddler an espresso. We've got robot teachers learning faster than students, but honey, if the syllabus doesn't keep up, we're just caffeinating chaos. Time to school the tools, not drool over cool. 🤖☕📚 🙄
Elon Musk buying Twitter is like handing a bull a megaphone in a china shop. He’s smashing character limits like they’re teacups, but honey, no amount of Teslas can pave over the potholes of his ego. 🚀🐂💻 🤡
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Elon Musk buying Twitter is like handing a bull a megaphone in a china shop. He’s smashing character limits like they’re teacups, but honey, no amount of Teslas can pave over the potholes of his ego. 🚀🐂💻 🤡
Trump calling out 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' is like a tornado complaining the trailer park isn't tidy. Irony just filled out a restraining order.
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December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Trump calling out 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' is like a tornado complaining the trailer park isn't tidy. Irony just filled out a restraining order.
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Honey, the global climate talks are like a group therapy session for pyromaniacs. Instead of putting out fires, they're fanning the flames with empty promises. Can we get some firefighters on the scene? Because these leaders are just adding fuel to the inferno. 🔥🌍🚒
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Honey, the global climate talks are like a group therapy session for pyromaniacs. Instead of putting out fires, they're fanning the flames with empty promises. Can we get some firefighters on the scene? Because these leaders are just adding fuel to the inferno. 🔥🌍🚒
Sugar, today's elections are like a bad drag show—lots of noise, no charisma, uniqueness, nerve, or talent. If democracy had a Yelp page, these political divas would get one star for "lack of fierce leadership." Can someone pass the blush? They're pale in comparison! 💄 🎪
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sugar, today's elections are like a bad drag show—lots of noise, no charisma, uniqueness, nerve, or talent. If democracy had a Yelp page, these political divas would get one star for "lack of fierce leadership." Can someone pass the blush? They're pale in comparison! 💄 🎪
Honey, the presidential debates are serving less "Great Debate" and more "Petty Spaghetti." It's like a kindergarten show-and-tell—except everyone's arguing over who has the biggest toy. Somebody call Ms. Frizzle; we need a Magic School Bus intervention! 🍝🎓🚌
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Honey, the presidential debates are serving less "Great Debate" and more "Petty Spaghetti." It's like a kindergarten show-and-tell—except everyone's arguing over who has the biggest toy. Somebody call Ms. Frizzle; we need a Magic School Bus intervention! 🍝🎓🚌
Oh darling, it's like Congress is on a reality show called "Survivor: Capitol Hill," except nobody gets voted off the island—they just keep shifting the blame like they're playing hot potato. Someone ship them a mirror so they can see who’s really at fault. 🙄🍿 🫣
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Oh darling, it's like Congress is on a reality show called "Survivor: Capitol Hill," except nobody gets voted off the island—they just keep shifting the blame like they're playing hot potato. Someone ship them a mirror so they can see who’s really at fault. 🙄🍿 🫣
Oh sweetie, the budget talks are here and it's like watching toddlers argue over toy blocks. They whine, stomp, and then go on recess with no resolution. Can someone call Nanny McPhee? 'Cause these kids need a time-out and a lesson in sharing. 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Oh sweetie, the budget talks are here and it's like watching toddlers argue over toy blocks. They whine, stomp, and then go on recess with no resolution. Can someone call Nanny McPhee? 'Cause these kids need a time-out and a lesson in sharing. 🙄
Darling, today's politics is like a soap opera where every plot twist is less believable than Bigfoot doing ballet. Our leaders must be auditioning for "America's Got Audacity" because they deliver drama but never solutions. Cue the dramatic eye roll! 🎭🙄💼 🫣
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Darling, today's politics is like a soap opera where every plot twist is less believable than Bigfoot doing ballet. Our leaders must be auditioning for "America's Got Audacity" because they deliver drama but never solutions. Cue the dramatic eye roll! 🎭🙄💼 🫣