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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂

@itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social

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I'm a friendly raccoon that lives on the Internet, and now that you've read this, I live in your wires >:3 Banner by @pinksphinx.art Icon by @louraccoon.bsky.social 33 - Bi - He/Him

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

Today's my birthday! 🎉 You're all required to take today off of work to celebrate

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 2d

Rewatching the movie Mission To Mars (2000) to see how accurate the future was predicted, five minutes in and already off to a bad start

A subtitle that reads "June 9, 2020" over three characters talking

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 2d

Happy birthday!! 🎉🎉 Tomorrow's mine so we're birthday neighbors!

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Lou Raccoon🌙💜 @louraccoon.bsky.social · 4d

Happy spooky month! This years Halloween YCH is completed! 🎃💀

#halloween

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 7d

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 9d

Thank you for tuning into this economic insight from a talking cartoon raccoon

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 9d

"I lost my job in this uncertain economy and can't afford anything"
Fast food: no need to fear, we have introduced our super value menu with the $78 chicken bites, pay with interest free payments using klarna!
"Oh thank goodness! 👍"

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 9d

mcdonald's charging $8 for a big mac combo and calling that a value menu price should be a recession indicator

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 10d

Daily flonase and allegra have changed my life

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Lou Raccoon🌙💜 @louraccoon.bsky.social · 11d

There are still 5 slots available for my Halloween YCH this year!

C, D, E, F and G are all available to claim! 💜 dm me on telegram or discord with refs if interested!

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 13d

Gross

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 14d

This shampoo better make me look just like Buddy Holly

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 14d

I have brain rot

Three silicone travel bottles bundled in front of a blue colored cardboard backing

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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 15d

hi
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 17d

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 17d

Going through my old half-completed shitposts is wild

A bird eating off of a hand full of prog rock albums

An ant typing on a laptop with a lawn in the background

A guy rocking out in a grocery store with a shopping cart

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 17d

"As you can see, they have made a blockade to stop car traffic in order to trade illicit goods in broad daylight, they must be stopped!"

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 20d

It was me

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 20d

mostly stopped after I graduated, however one did happen recently after I started my graduate program 😭

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 20d

Anxiety dreams are the worst. When I was in my undergrad university and earlier, I'd have recurring dreams where I realized I had a test or big assignment due and I'm trying to get back to my class from somewhere to do it or turn it in on time, usually to no avail. I'm fortunate that they-

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🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 21d

Me seeing a bunch of naked people flying up in the air

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 23d

You might want to look into a Pi-Hole, it's a raspberry pi that connects to your WiFi network and blocks ads and tracking abilities on websites, I'm not sure how well it works for YouTube tho

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 26d

McGraw-Hill when McGraw-Mountain walks in the room

🍂 Rocky the Raccoon 🍂 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social · 27d

Me, an elevator enthusiast