Princess Kettlebell
@itspinkkryptonite.bsky.social
I lift, I post, I thirst. Let’s see how this grows. Bay Area Based, extremely totally in love with my Husband, but we’re open - love to flirt and want horny friends!
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Four greatest hit thirst traps to get to know me better:
I feel so overwhelmed I’m gonna be sick.
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I feel so overwhelmed I’m gonna be sick.
It’s like I’m always horny, but the horny fire is like coal embers right now.
I could be encouraged to be horny today.
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s like I’m always horny, but the horny fire is like coal embers right now.
I could be encouraged to be horny today.
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I could be encouraged to be horny today.
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apparently those lower back dimples are rare?
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
apparently those lower back dimples are rare?
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Film, edit, publish
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Film, edit, publish
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Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 🧵
38 😎
38 😎
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 🧵
38 😎
38 😎
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Get you a man who can do both 🖤🤍
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Get you a man who can do both 🖤🤍
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2 Days left for my Black Friday Sale! Get 40% Off and access to our full library of 🔥 content!!
🎥 @jake-od.bsky.social
@brycejaxxx.bsky.social
🎥 @jake-od.bsky.social
@brycejaxxx.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
2 Days left for my Black Friday Sale! Get 40% Off and access to our full library of 🔥 content!!
🎥 @jake-od.bsky.social
@brycejaxxx.bsky.social
🎥 @jake-od.bsky.social
@brycejaxxx.bsky.social
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Upper Body Workout Done!
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Upper Body Workout Done!
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should I be waiting for you like this??
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
should I be waiting for you like this??
There is this bear painting the side of the house and he’s standing on a ladder so his ass is at face height (this is important).
Anyway, my good sir is sagging so much his entire bubble ass is hanging out about his white pants.
I hope you get your ass ate Mr. Bear.
Anyway, my good sir is sagging so much his entire bubble ass is hanging out about his white pants.
I hope you get your ass ate Mr. Bear.
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
There is this bear painting the side of the house and he’s standing on a ladder so his ass is at face height (this is important).
Anyway, my good sir is sagging so much his entire bubble ass is hanging out about his white pants.
I hope you get your ass ate Mr. Bear.
Anyway, my good sir is sagging so much his entire bubble ass is hanging out about his white pants.
I hope you get your ass ate Mr. Bear.
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want to get between us? @xguypussyx.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
want to get between us? @xguypussyx.bsky.social
I’m always the person voting you grow out your hair or shave your chest - mostly because I hate all the loud annoying people demanding you shave your head and “have a furry chest.”
Do what you want but it’s annoying to do community engagement projects on mainstream masculinity trends.
Do what you want but it’s annoying to do community engagement projects on mainstream masculinity trends.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’m always the person voting you grow out your hair or shave your chest - mostly because I hate all the loud annoying people demanding you shave your head and “have a furry chest.”
Do what you want but it’s annoying to do community engagement projects on mainstream masculinity trends.
Do what you want but it’s annoying to do community engagement projects on mainstream masculinity trends.
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On Wednesday me and @bottomologist.com wear pink 🩷
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
On Wednesday me and @bottomologist.com wear pink 🩷
Also, cause I’m just wanting to cause problems.
If you find sides annoying you specifically are the problem, only because you’re so obsessed with tops and bottoms AND FAILING TO DELIVER A GOOD EXPERIENCE DOING THAT, people are sick of your shit and are like - what if I sat out on the side.
If you find sides annoying you specifically are the problem, only because you’re so obsessed with tops and bottoms AND FAILING TO DELIVER A GOOD EXPERIENCE DOING THAT, people are sick of your shit and are like - what if I sat out on the side.
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Also, cause I’m just wanting to cause problems.
If you find sides annoying you specifically are the problem, only because you’re so obsessed with tops and bottoms AND FAILING TO DELIVER A GOOD EXPERIENCE DOING THAT, people are sick of your shit and are like - what if I sat out on the side.
If you find sides annoying you specifically are the problem, only because you’re so obsessed with tops and bottoms AND FAILING TO DELIVER A GOOD EXPERIENCE DOING THAT, people are sick of your shit and are like - what if I sat out on the side.
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anyone who judges sides clearly hasn’t accessed the ancient magic that reveals itself when gay guys jack off together. And for this, I feel pity
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
anyone who judges sides clearly hasn’t accessed the ancient magic that reveals itself when gay guys jack off together. And for this, I feel pity
I have no interest in heated rivalry discourse because it’s all poorly reheated nachos and I’m too busy touching myself imagining recreating scenes with my friends.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have no interest in heated rivalry discourse because it’s all poorly reheated nachos and I’m too busy touching myself imagining recreating scenes with my friends.
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Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
31 😊
31 😊
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
31 😊
31 😊
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So fucking good 🤤🤤 and wet 🍓💦🍆 @tamiboyxoxo.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So fucking good 🤤🤤 and wet 🍓💦🍆 @tamiboyxoxo.bsky.social
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This is why I think “gay culture” has too many cops and facists. If they aren’t having sex with you, or hurting others who cares what people do or how they have sex. Top& bottom and side are imperfect labels usually for hookups anyway.
Why police this term, unless you’re a loser?
Why police this term, unless you’re a loser?
“I’m a side”
okay well why don’t you sit yourself next to the mashed potatoes and gravy since you wanna identify as a food group
okay well why don’t you sit yourself next to the mashed potatoes and gravy since you wanna identify as a food group
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is why I think “gay culture” has too many cops and facists. If they aren’t having sex with you, or hurting others who cares what people do or how they have sex. Top& bottom and side are imperfect labels usually for hookups anyway.
Why police this term, unless you’re a loser?
Why police this term, unless you’re a loser?
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A little late with the fat cock cause I was getting sugared, but now my balls are so smooth ✨
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A little late with the fat cock cause I was getting sugared, but now my balls are so smooth ✨
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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I love this 10 minute long video
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I love this 10 minute long video