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Brought the most excellent pot roast to work for lunch 🤤 no one in the kitchen to tell me how good it smells though, what a tragedy
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sometimes I feel bad for not paying great attention in class but I just looked over and classmate is watching a YouTube video on how to play League so maybe looking up facts about frogs isn't so bad
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
October 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Putting twenty thousand dollars on a 0% promo APR and then paying it all off at once right before the 30% APR kicks in feels like the financial equivalent of edging the credit card company and then kicking them in the nads
October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's a 3 paycheck month hell yeah
October 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You know how people say stuff like "my parents hit me as a kid and I turned out fine"? Has anyone ever met anyone that said "my parents didn't hit me and thats why I suck"?
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh will never not be hilarious. Can you imagine if major world ending conflicts were decided via pokemon showdown
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm sure it'll be fine
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me on my way to cause a merge conflict:
a white duck is standing in front of a wall with a blurred background .
ALT: a white duck is standing in front of a wall with a blurred background .
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October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Literary conflict types:
man vs man
man vs nature
man vs fate
man vs self

IRL conflict types:
man vs man
man vs cigarette
man vs compiler error
man vs poorly timed stop lights
man vs advertisment
advertisement vs VPN + adblock + sponsor block
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
At this point I will vote for any politician that makes the DOT use road paint that is easy to see when it's dark and rainy
September 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That moment when the yoga wheel reticulates your splines 👌😩💦💯🔥
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Me agreeing with Tucker Carlson has got to be a bad sign
September 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Programmer Captcha
September 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I hope everyone is aware of the consequences of their actions
September 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Alternative data types:
long char (short)
sentence (qword)
fact (bool)
September 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Happy 3²/4²/5² day
September 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Update on this one: had to put the std strings back to cater to the c++14 chuds 😒 this is outrageous
Me replacing strings with std::string_view
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I pay over $7000 per class and they can't afford to oil some hinges
Most of the hinges on this campus squeak I'm taking constant psychic damage
September 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Most of the hinges on this campus squeak I'm taking constant psychic damage
September 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I think we're all losing our humanity a little bit
September 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The right wingers are discovering they aren't the only ones with guns and suddenly maybe gun control isn't such an overreach after all
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why did we all decide we can't stand the word 'moist' when words like 'smegma' exist
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ate so many pistachios last night I salt burned my tongue 😔
August 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Bro FUCK junimo kart
August 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM