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Brought the most excellent pot roast to work for lunch 🤤 no one in the kitchen to tell me how good it smells though, what a tragedy
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Brought the most excellent pot roast to work for lunch 🤤 no one in the kitchen to tell me how good it smells though, what a tragedy
Sometimes I feel bad for not paying great attention in class but I just looked over and classmate is watching a YouTube video on how to play League so maybe looking up facts about frogs isn't so bad
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sometimes I feel bad for not paying great attention in class but I just looked over and classmate is watching a YouTube video on how to play League so maybe looking up facts about frogs isn't so bad
Putting twenty thousand dollars on a 0% promo APR and then paying it all off at once right before the 30% APR kicks in feels like the financial equivalent of edging the credit card company and then kicking them in the nads
October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Putting twenty thousand dollars on a 0% promo APR and then paying it all off at once right before the 30% APR kicks in feels like the financial equivalent of edging the credit card company and then kicking them in the nads
It's a 3 paycheck month hell yeah
October 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's a 3 paycheck month hell yeah
You know how people say stuff like "my parents hit me as a kid and I turned out fine"? Has anyone ever met anyone that said "my parents didn't hit me and thats why I suck"?
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You know how people say stuff like "my parents hit me as a kid and I turned out fine"? Has anyone ever met anyone that said "my parents didn't hit me and thats why I suck"?
The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh will never not be hilarious. Can you imagine if major world ending conflicts were decided via pokemon showdown
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh will never not be hilarious. Can you imagine if major world ending conflicts were decided via pokemon showdown
I'm sure it'll be fine
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm sure it'll be fine
Me on my way to cause a merge conflict:
a white duck is standing in front of a wall with a blurred background .
ALT: a white duck is standing in front of a wall with a blurred background .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me on my way to cause a merge conflict:
Literary conflict types:
man vs man
man vs nature
man vs fate
man vs self
IRL conflict types:
man vs man
man vs cigarette
man vs compiler error
man vs poorly timed stop lights
man vs advertisment
advertisement vs VPN + adblock + sponsor block
man vs man
man vs nature
man vs fate
man vs self
IRL conflict types:
man vs man
man vs cigarette
man vs compiler error
man vs poorly timed stop lights
man vs advertisment
advertisement vs VPN + adblock + sponsor block
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Literary conflict types:
man vs man
man vs nature
man vs fate
man vs self
IRL conflict types:
man vs man
man vs cigarette
man vs compiler error
man vs poorly timed stop lights
man vs advertisment
advertisement vs VPN + adblock + sponsor block
man vs man
man vs nature
man vs fate
man vs self
IRL conflict types:
man vs man
man vs cigarette
man vs compiler error
man vs poorly timed stop lights
man vs advertisment
advertisement vs VPN + adblock + sponsor block
At this point I will vote for any politician that makes the DOT use road paint that is easy to see when it's dark and rainy
September 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
At this point I will vote for any politician that makes the DOT use road paint that is easy to see when it's dark and rainy
That moment when the yoga wheel reticulates your splines 👌😩💦💯🔥
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
That moment when the yoga wheel reticulates your splines 👌😩💦💯🔥
Me agreeing with Tucker Carlson has got to be a bad sign
September 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me agreeing with Tucker Carlson has got to be a bad sign
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Programmer Captcha
September 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Programmer Captcha
I hope everyone is aware of the consequences of their actions
September 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I hope everyone is aware of the consequences of their actions
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September 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Happy 3²/4²/5² day
September 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Happy 3²/4²/5² day
Update on this one: had to put the std strings back to cater to the c++14 chuds 😒 this is outrageous
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Update on this one: had to put the std strings back to cater to the c++14 chuds 😒 this is outrageous
I pay over $7000 per class and they can't afford to oil some hinges
Most of the hinges on this campus squeak I'm taking constant psychic damage
September 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I pay over $7000 per class and they can't afford to oil some hinges
Most of the hinges on this campus squeak I'm taking constant psychic damage
September 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Most of the hinges on this campus squeak I'm taking constant psychic damage
I think we're all losing our humanity a little bit
September 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think we're all losing our humanity a little bit
The right wingers are discovering they aren't the only ones with guns and suddenly maybe gun control isn't such an overreach after all
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The right wingers are discovering they aren't the only ones with guns and suddenly maybe gun control isn't such an overreach after all
Why did we all decide we can't stand the word 'moist' when words like 'smegma' exist
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Why did we all decide we can't stand the word 'moist' when words like 'smegma' exist
Ate so many pistachios last night I salt burned my tongue 😔
August 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ate so many pistachios last night I salt burned my tongue 😔
Bro FUCK junimo kart
August 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Bro FUCK junimo kart