Christmas Carol
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𝐵𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒... 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑖𝑡.
MVRP
21+
MVRP
21+
“Burgers and fries?”
“Sure. But you promised me chips and all I got was a flash of muscle.”
“Sure. But you promised me chips and all I got was a flash of muscle.”
"... Hungry.
As in. You wanna get food.
...
Like... Fast food or...?"
As in. You wanna get food.
...
Like... Fast food or...?"
Waiting on the CHIPS
“Enough flexing, Momma’s hungry.”
“Enough flexing, Momma’s hungry.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“Burgers and fries?”
“Sure. But you promised me chips and all I got was a flash of muscle.”
“Sure. But you promised me chips and all I got was a flash of muscle.”
Waiting on the CHIPS
“Enough flexing, Momma’s hungry.”
“Enough flexing, Momma’s hungry.”
"Goods? Kay, I will present them."
Flexes.
Flexes.
“Goods first, punching later.”
It’s amazing how many men are really into being punched.
It’s amazing how many men are really into being punched.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Waiting on the CHIPS
“Enough flexing, Momma’s hungry.”
“Enough flexing, Momma’s hungry.”
“No thanks, the Doritos will do.”
Shit-eating grin as she tears open the bag and crams a handful into her gob.
Open-mouthed chewing
Crumbs falling
Shit-eating grin as she tears open the bag and crams a handful into her gob.
Open-mouthed chewing
Crumbs falling
Direct dorito to-skull impact.
"Dick."
"Dick."
“Hurry, I’m starting to get hangry.”
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“No thanks, the Doritos will do.”
Shit-eating grin as she tears open the bag and crams a handful into her gob.
Open-mouthed chewing
Crumbs falling
Shit-eating grin as she tears open the bag and crams a handful into her gob.
Open-mouthed chewing
Crumbs falling
“Hurry, I’m starting to get hangry.”
Lady I'll get ya the damn bag, relax.
“Who wants a fight?”
“I’ll fight you for a bag of Doritos.”
“I’ll fight you for a bag of Doritos.”
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“Hurry, I’m starting to get hangry.”
“Goods first, punching later.”
It’s amazing how many men are really into being punched.
It’s amazing how many men are really into being punched.
"Bring it on, goldilocks."
“Who wants a fight?”
“I’ll fight you for a bag of Doritos.”
“I’ll fight you for a bag of Doritos.”
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“Goods first, punching later.”
It’s amazing how many men are really into being punched.
It’s amazing how many men are really into being punched.
“Who wants a fight?”
“I’ll fight you for a bag of Doritos.”
“I’ll fight you for a bag of Doritos.”
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“Who wants a fight?”
“I’ll fight you for a bag of Doritos.”
“I’ll fight you for a bag of Doritos.”