Do you think the black bears at Black Bear Diner know they’re being exploited?

#hungerpangs #blackbears #trending

I heard that all it takes to sell your soul to the devil, is to show up at the crossroads at midnight. Like. I’m super into it, but that’s kinda late for me.

Can we do 8:30?

#crossroads #devil #millennialproblems #trending #showerthoughts

I think my love for BDSM stems from my time as an altar server in the Catholic Church.

I used to be on my knees in front of Father Tim.

Now I’m on my knees in front of Daddy.

#bdsm #catholicchurch #daddy #kink

The lady on the tv just said inward knowing and I thought she said N word knowing.

You can take the white girl out of the hood…

Just found out the rapture is tomorrow.

That’s good to know. I hate surprises.

#rapture #trending

I just saw the Eye of Sauron in my weed pipe. I think I’m done smoking for now.

Some of you haven’t used your car’s cupholder as a speaker for your phone, and it shows.

No matter how bad you behave, at least you aren’t the Queen.

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I used to run a trap house, but I gave up drugs for kindness. Trapping drugs to trapping hugs.

#hugdealer

Ooh baby I like it raw
Yeah baby I like it raw
Sashimi shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay
Give me the knife so I can cut this filet

I have aphantasia, which means lack the ability to voluntarily produce mental images. I’m third eye blind.

Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch.

Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.

As a former heroin addict, I like to point out all the places I’ve done heroin to the people I’m riding with. Of course I remember all the places I shot up. You have no idea how much work went into acquiring those drugs.

My boyfriend thinks when I’m giving him hickies, that I’m marking my territory. Please. If I was going to mark my territory I’d just piss on him.

In college I started a sorority for fat girls.

It was called I Eta Pi.