🫧⭐️Wander and Sylvia☄️🪐
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🫧⭐️Wander and Sylvia☄️🪐
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#Nєωт #WanderOverYonderRP #MVRP. Mun is 18+. (NO MINORS PLEASE) ⭐️Wander is 1000+ and 2’6”. Any Pronouns but mostly He/him. 🥊Sylvia is an adult. She’s 10’ from tail to nose and 5’ tall. She/Her Pronouns Pfp by atomicomium on Tumblr.
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“It Never hurts to help!”

“Do you know how often you say that immediately before we actually get hurt?”

- Portrayal of Wander and Sylvia from Wander over Yonder.
-Potentially dark themes, swearing, drug use.

#Nєωт #WanderOverYonderRp #MVRP
a cartoon character is hugging another cartoon character while wearing a hat .
Alt: Wander From Wander over yonder is hugging Sylvia from Wander over yonder.
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//I really want to get back into roleplaying I haven’t done it in so long
⭐️- I am rapidly approaching your location
⭐️- I always forget how much biodiversity this planet has! It’s a real nice change of pace. I mean lookit this crazy fella!
⭐️- Who wants a drink let’s PARTYYY! WOO IM BACK IN THE GALAXY
⭐️- Whooee! It’s been a while since I’ve been in this galaxy! Busy busy busy!
⭐️- I love my platonic horse wife

🥊- (snort) why are you like this.

⭐️- becaaaause I caaaan~ <3
⭐️- oh it’s this part of the planet’s tax season.
Yeesh, good thing I don’t pay taxes.
⭐️- (crawling onto the TL and collapsing face down)

hmggrgrggbbgg
⭐️- sorry ive been gone so long!
Lots to do back in our galaxy.
Things to do, skeletons to kiss
You’re very welcome! Im so glad ya like it!
Oh!! I love it! Thank you, Wander!! 💙

( Kirin holds the box of pocky while shuffling into the sweater. Nice and warm! Their tail is wagging a mile a minute, and they're beaming. )
Oh hush of course I did! I hope ya like it!

(Inside of the box is a box of strawberry pocky and this sweater )
Oh hush of course I did! I hope ya like it!

(Inside of the box is a box of strawberry pocky and this sweater )
Thank you!! I am very cozy! I actually have somethin for you!

(He pulls a gift box out of his hat and holds it up to them)
You look very cozy, Wander! :-)

( Not even commenting on what the sweater says. )
⭐️- (he stumbles into his little camp and collapses)

Hggggbbbfffff….
I did iiiiiit….
⭐️- (hes furiously wrapping presents)
🥊- Wander. Buddy, I know you like giving everyone gifts, but I think this is getting into the obsessy territory.

⭐️- (he has a cork board on wheels with a complicated and chaotic diagram)
Whaaaaaaat? No this is fine
⭐️- the day is approaching!
I have so many lists to make.
I need to find the PERFECT gifts.

(He pulls out a massive list from his hat )

Okay we’ve met so many more people so I have a lot of work to do. Think you’re up for the task hat?

(The hat doesn’t move. But conveys an aura of confidence)
Yeah I’m all for danger and excitement but.. at a certain point
"If you knew how many times i did that to Marco and how he keeps asking me to stop running headfirst into a battle."
I mean things always end up working out but I swear he’s gonna give me a heart attack.
I mean things always end up working out but I swear he’s gonna give me a heart attack.
"Into literal armies?!

Uhh even i don't do that without an army of my own for very obvious reasons."
Yeah well he runs into literal armies and is a pacifist so it’s up to me to fight for him.
I love him but he’s a little bit cuckoo.
Yeah well he runs into literal armies and is a pacifist so it’s up to me to fight for him.
I love him but he’s a little bit cuckoo.
"Running headfirst into danger? I... Sometimes do that too.

But i do have magic to defend myself and fight back with soooo."
Yeah but I love the little nutjob so I’m willing to put up with it.

The biting is one of the least annoying things he does. I prefer it to him running headfirst into danger at every opportunity
Yeah but I love the little nutjob so I’m willing to put up with it.

The biting is one of the least annoying things he does. I prefer it to him running headfirst into danger at every opportunity
"Well that's good but if it pinches, wouldn't it just get annoying in the long run?"

Star was just so curious, even trying to wonder why Star Nomads were so hyper at night
(She shrugs)

Eh it’s fine. I’ve got tough skin.
He never breaks the skin, just pinches really.
(She shrugs)

Eh it’s fine. I’ve got tough skin.
He never breaks the skin, just pinches really.
"Well still, does he knows that he just bites you that often?

I know i would be a little annoyed if i was gitten bitten every night."
Nah he bites me exclusively.
He just gets hyper and wants to roughhouse.