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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · Apr 9
Felling pretty Smarf right about now.
Smarf, from Too Many Cooks
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 3h
Eric Adans: "This cartoon would have you believe New York is hospitable to rats. Don't be fooled and don't let your children be fooled."
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 3h
John McClane begins to chuckle, his chuckle quickly turning into a hearty guffaw. Hans Gruber and his henchman join in the laughter. The camera pans down slowly to reveal, taped to McClane's back, a foot-long cold cut combo with extra mustard.
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 4h
each sentence, like a considered brushstroke of Michelangelo on this Sistine Chapel of insanity
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this must be cutting him like a knife
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 8h
"Democrats complain about the supposed excess and tackiness of President Trump, yet, take a look at this silver platter upon which they served my ass to me last night."
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 9h
an AI yelling at a computer program
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 10h
"Ross Douthat: Asking the Teacher if There is Any Homework Over the Weekend Since 1992"
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 10h
Loeffler: "In conclusion, communism is a land of contrasts."
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 16h
her childhood dream was to live in New York City?
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 18h
at the end of the day, I wonder if it really just came down to that font
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 20h
starting to sound like Chevy Chase in Caddyshack, 'be the ball, Danny'
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 20h
how weird do you have to be to make it your life's goal to become the next Phyllis Schlafly?
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 20h
what's up at CBS? are they just rerunning 60 Minutes and crying softly in the corner?
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 21h
oh, sure, just like how if I only was 6'10" and knew how to play basketball, I would definitely be starting for the Warriors
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
if something is correct, you don't need the 'in fact'. wait, this guy is paid to write?
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
as usual...what?
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real double secret probation vibes
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
Breakin' 2: (say it with me everybody)
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
sensing a Jerry Lewis-sized hole in the irredeemable creep continuum, Louis makes his move
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feels like that's asking a lot of the Most High, who usually find it difficult to even get up when the doordash arrives
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 2d
yeah, but try singing it to the tune of "It's The End of the World as We Know It", it kinda works!
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 3d
after seeing the cleverness of this marketing ploy, great ready for my new books, "To Kill Another Mockingbird", "Outfielder in the Rye" and "Of Mice and Men 2: Lenny's Return"
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 3d
they didn't film the must-have-been silly scene where someone had to turn that thing off and awkwardly help her out of it? why do people even HAVE phones?
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even *older* people trying to figure out their phones to harangue the first set of old people about My Dinner With Andre
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 3d
just life imitating Elden Ring