Ismael S Rodriguez (Bulletproof Poet)
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Ismael S Rodriguez (Bulletproof Poet)
@ismaelrod.bsky.social
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Author, poet, and chaos enthusiast. I blend surrealism, spirituality, and rebellion.
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🌈✨ Just founded a religion… and disbanded it immediately. Sacred chaos, rubber chickens, and confetti included. Learn how to laugh at the divine in How to Found a Religion (and Then Immediately Disband It) 🌀💫 thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/how-t...
How to Found a Religion (and Then Immediately Disband It)
A Satirical Guide to Divine Mischief, Cosmic Laughter, and the Gentle Art of Letting Go
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The Anti-Christ came, the Rapture failed, and we’ve been living in Hell for 5 years—yet no one noticed. Explore the absurd, ironic, postmodern apocalypse in my latest story. #SatiricalEschatology #PostmodernApocalypse #HellOS thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/the-a...
The Apocalypse Was a Soft Launch
Act I: The Algorithm Descends
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New on the blog: The Bus Stop Sutras — a surreal Zen-nihilist cycle where buses never arrive, bureaucrats file silence, and enlightenment dissolves in the rain. Ride the void with me. #ZenNihilism #SurrealPoetry #TaoistDreams thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/the-b...
The Bus Stop Sutras
Intro: Announcement from the Transit Authority of Nothingness
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Coffee is rebellion.
The pen mutinies on the page.
Staples form anarchist symbols.
A fax from the cosmos
declares me eternally on break.
I folded my thoughts
into origami cranes.
They escaped through the vents,
carrying my debts
and a single, perfect haiku.
Elevator ascends sideways,
monks pass mime instructions.
Every floor a paradox,
every button a question,
every “ding” a minor apocalypse.
Zenarchist manifesto:
burn the forms, hug the void,
laugh at the notice board,
and plant a bonsai
in the recycling bin.