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☾Penelope Pitstop✯

@isispendragon.bsky.social

1.8K followers 1.4K following 3.2K posts

Solitary Witch. Resin Artist. Recovering alcoholic 5 years sober. Woke. Baker. PNW born & raised𓂀✯✪🐈‍⬛ ★🚫NO DM’s★ DM will get U 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗᯾

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☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 4h

My friend runs a cat rescue in Pierce County. So many coyotes here now due to their land being developed and I’m grateful cats are safe even during ℍ𝔼ℝ remodel❣️✨

☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 11h

The pool boy with boxes in the loo 😝

𝕟𝕠 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕣.

☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 11h

Frankie #cat

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☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 14h

My friend has cat hangers❣️

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☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 3d

We’re managing ok so far…🤞🏼

☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 3d

Hi Tee❣️✨💃🏼✨

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☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 3d

When I first saw her, I thought she was trans. 🤭 She appears like a lady boy. But boy is she full of herself.

☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 3d

Yes❣️✨💃✨😃

Killian 🏳️‍🌈 @witchywolf58.bsky.social · 3d

17 years ago today! I came out as a gay man, and was condemned to hell by the church and my parents… lost friends who once were & found a power in the dark! Today I embrace my queer witchery! I’m authentically me always will be! Happy National Coming Out Day 🌈🏳️‍🌈

☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 4d

She is absurdly entitled. 🫩

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☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 4d

Happy #Caturday❣️

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☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 4d

Bitch McConHole 😁🤭

Al Cioppino @thebeallcurve.bsky.social · 4d

Drop the Mike Johnson is the new Bitch McConnell
W liked to give people nicknames, not just Trump, me myself and I.

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Master Ninja Theme Song @mscninjutsu.bsky.social · 5d

Rolling into the weekend like a space shuttle wheel in a roll-on-rim test.

A scorched wheel with pieces of tire still attached.

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☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 6d

Quit watching her a long time ago. She’s got problems.

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Jeff Wave @jeffwave.bsky.social · 6d

How is it that the truth is almost exactly opposite of whatever the convicted felon says it is?

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🦋❄️🍁Baron🍁❄️🦋 @baron333.bsky.social · 7d

Tramp is spelled wrong

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☾Penelope Pitstop✯ @isispendragon.bsky.social · 7d

The title makes it sound like a day off. 🤔

Master Ninja Theme Song @mscninjutsu.bsky.social · 7d

My employer has designated tomorrow as 'Mental Health Awareness Day' which consists of a thirty minute wellness presentation which you have to be authorized by your manager to attend.

Like what are we even doing?