Ishkur
@ishkur.bsky.social
You don't need to make up LOTR Bands. There was literally a prog rock group in the 80s called Marillion. They weren't hiding it. There's a whole subgenre of Prog Rock that sings about spaceships and elves. You're not being clever. Just go and listen to them. It already exists.
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You don't need to make up LOTR Bands. There was literally a prog rock group in the 80s called Marillion. They weren't hiding it. There's a whole subgenre of Prog Rock that sings about spaceships and elves. You're not being clever. Just go and listen to them. It already exists.
TIL about T-Square, the 80s Japanese jazz-funk band that was the inspiration for almost all of your favorite video game tunes, from Super Mario Bros to Streetfighter II.
www.discogs.com/artist/12491...
www.discogs.com/artist/12491...
T-Square
Explore the discography of T-Square. Shop for vinyl, CDs, and more from T-Square on Discogs.
www.discogs.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
TIL about T-Square, the 80s Japanese jazz-funk band that was the inspiration for almost all of your favorite video game tunes, from Super Mario Bros to Streetfighter II.
www.discogs.com/artist/12491...
www.discogs.com/artist/12491...
Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what shitty thing the President will say about Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what shitty thing the President will say about Rob Reiner.
New movie idea: The US Navy missile strikes a Venezuelan drug boat full of cocaine, the cocaine spills into the water where a hungry shark is patrolling. The shark gets high and goes on a rampage.
Yes, it's a sequel to Cocaine Bear.
Yes, it's a sequel to Cocaine Bear.
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
New movie idea: The US Navy missile strikes a Venezuelan drug boat full of cocaine, the cocaine spills into the water where a hungry shark is patrolling. The shark gets high and goes on a rampage.
Yes, it's a sequel to Cocaine Bear.
Yes, it's a sequel to Cocaine Bear.
Yeah.
Fuck you Spotify.
Fuck you Spotify.
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Yeah.
Fuck you Spotify.
Fuck you Spotify.
Happy Buy Nothing Day everybody.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Happy Buy Nothing Day everybody.
Fascism is the gun that Capitalism grabs whenever it feels threatened.
It always feels threatened the most by Socialism.
It always feels threatened the most by Socialism.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fascism is the gun that Capitalism grabs whenever it feels threatened.
It always feels threatened the most by Socialism.
It always feels threatened the most by Socialism.
The justice system makes a lot more sense once you realize that all rich people consider themselves sovereign citizens.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The justice system makes a lot more sense once you realize that all rich people consider themselves sovereign citizens.
Will anyone resign? Will anyone get fired? Will anyone get arrested? Is anyone going to change their thinking, behavior, plans or policies?
If the answer to all of these questions is no, then what are you hoping the release of the Epstein files is actually going to do?
If the answer to all of these questions is no, then what are you hoping the release of the Epstein files is actually going to do?
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Will anyone resign? Will anyone get fired? Will anyone get arrested? Is anyone going to change their thinking, behavior, plans or policies?
If the answer to all of these questions is no, then what are you hoping the release of the Epstein files is actually going to do?
If the answer to all of these questions is no, then what are you hoping the release of the Epstein files is actually going to do?
They rioted for a demonstrably false lie.
They will never rally for an objectively true fact.
They will never rally for an objectively true fact.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
They rioted for a demonstrably false lie.
They will never rally for an objectively true fact.
They will never rally for an objectively true fact.
Just to be on the safe side I think Dick Cheney's body should be cut up into a dozen pieces and each piece buried in a secret location so his soul can never come back.
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just to be on the safe side I think Dick Cheney's body should be cut up into a dozen pieces and each piece buried in a secret location so his soul can never come back.
Well lesson learned, Blue Jays: Don't wear Leafs jerseys to your playoff games.
It can only end in soul crushing tragedy.
It can only end in soul crushing tragedy.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Well lesson learned, Blue Jays: Don't wear Leafs jerseys to your playoff games.
It can only end in soul crushing tragedy.
It can only end in soul crushing tragedy.
Don't worry, Jamaicans are fast. They can run away from the hurricane.
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Don't worry, Jamaicans are fast. They can run away from the hurricane.
Baseball isn't a sport, it's a relational database management system where table data is generated by ten dudes standing in a field.
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Baseball isn't a sport, it's a relational database management system where table data is generated by ten dudes standing in a field.
With apologies to Randall Munroe
October 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
With apologies to Randall Munroe
RIP Dave Ball, one half of Soft Cell, The Grid, frequent collaborator with Genesis P'Orridge, and generous contributor to the acid house/bleep techno/progressive house pantheon.
Electronic Music's greatest generation has lost another one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpb...
Electronic Music's greatest generation has lost another one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpb...
The Grid - Floatation
YouTube video by ohnoitisnathan103
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
RIP Dave Ball, one half of Soft Cell, The Grid, frequent collaborator with Genesis P'Orridge, and generous contributor to the acid house/bleep techno/progressive house pantheon.
Electronic Music's greatest generation has lost another one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpb...
Electronic Music's greatest generation has lost another one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpb...
So you protested Fascism today. Good job.
But tomorrow the protest will be over and the Fascism is still there.
But tomorrow the protest will be over and the Fascism is still there.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
So you protested Fascism today. Good job.
But tomorrow the protest will be over and the Fascism is still there.
But tomorrow the protest will be over and the Fascism is still there.
Freedom is never just given away out of generosity.
It is fought for. It must be wrenched out of the hands of the oppressors. They will cry and whine about how they are the victims for not getting their way. Don't concede.
If you want freedom, you must fight for it. With violence if necessary.
It is fought for. It must be wrenched out of the hands of the oppressors. They will cry and whine about how they are the victims for not getting their way. Don't concede.
If you want freedom, you must fight for it. With violence if necessary.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Freedom is never just given away out of generosity.
It is fought for. It must be wrenched out of the hands of the oppressors. They will cry and whine about how they are the victims for not getting their way. Don't concede.
If you want freedom, you must fight for it. With violence if necessary.
It is fought for. It must be wrenched out of the hands of the oppressors. They will cry and whine about how they are the victims for not getting their way. Don't concede.
If you want freedom, you must fight for it. With violence if necessary.
They will push you with a bayonet. If you are soft, they will keep pushing. If you are hard, they will stop.
Harden up.
Harden up.
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They will push you with a bayonet. If you are soft, they will keep pushing. If you are hard, they will stop.
Harden up.
Harden up.
It's been 40 years. Bon Jovi should at least be three quarters of the way there by now.
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's been 40 years. Bon Jovi should at least be three quarters of the way there by now.
How come ICE hasn't caught any white illegal immigrants?
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
How come ICE hasn't caught any white illegal immigrants?