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Is Doom Imminent?

@isdoomimminent.bsky.social

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Anxiety ridden over how dark it is going to get and how quickly it is going to happen. Lover of cats, and someone who uses too many commas.

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Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 10h

Perhaps if I had a little yellow patch of hair hanging off the end of both of nuts it would distract from the embarrassingly small shaft? 🧐

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 20h

That’s something wants to hear at least once in their life. 🥹

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 22h

Turns out that the Thneed is actually AI. IYKYK.

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 1d

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine having done a career serving in the US Army. It is so depressing to know that everything I thought I fought for has or is in the process of being destroyed.

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 1d

For the record, based on this post, I am in no way, shape, or form a fascist, a supporter of fascism, or associated with anything or anyone who is.

I am just an average, middle-aged, white guy with an abnormally small penis that stands against whatever you call MAGA/GOP/Trump “ideology.”

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Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 1d

I hope some lawyer uses that very statement in any case involving the deployment of the National Guard to Portland.

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 1d

I believe the proper medical term is neck labia.

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 2d

Any word on the iPad? Probably broke.

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Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, to be fair, Trump might not have the physical ability to let go. It be like that sometimes.

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 2d

Your post resembles the english language, but I don’t understand any of it.

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Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 2d

You cannot change my mind that there is enough time in one night for all three spirits of Christmas to visit Trump. Max is one a night over the span of many, many weeks.

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 2d

My understanding is that is the very essence of the scent that is uniquely Portland.

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Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 3d

Both Flava Flav and the Nobel Committee need to sue just for shits and giggles.

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll be in my recently acquired inflatable frog 🐸!!!

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 3d

TIL there are still people that watch the Patriots. 😬

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 3d

What is the term for a government run by the craziest people, those untethered from reality?

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 3d

They want an America that consists of the extraordinarily rich, the obedient, and prison labor.

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 4d

“He’s out of line, but he is right.”

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 4d

So… what is your argument against that being the case?

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Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 4d

I heard that MDMP fills bellies and feeds souls. Just saying.

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 4d

Never underestimate the amount of racist, homophobic, transphobic, and xenophobic in America.

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Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 4d

I am one of those 600!

Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 4d

@radiofreetom.bsky.social sits so high upon his perch of privilege that he’s lost all visibility of what’s happening down below.

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Is Doom Imminent? @isdoomimminent.bsky.social · 4d

“Sora create a fight between Kristi Noem and ‘the Portland Chicken Man’ like the fights between Peter Griffin and Ernie the Giant Chicken on Family Guy.”