Ryan All Along🔜Puerto Vallarta (December 3-8)
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Ryan All Along🔜Puerto Vallarta (December 3-8)
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He/Him (NSFW 18+) Gay shit and dog pics. Columbus, OH

Travel Schedule: Puerto Vallarta December 3-8

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If I have spilled out of gay thirsty BlueSky please be aware that this is mostly me being thirsty and I try to avoid posting much that is deep cause I’m just on here to have fun and avoid stress, I’m actually trying to escape the hell we live in most of the time I’m on BlueSky.
New bags came just in time for PV. Love Actually to use as a crossbody around PV and the Mean Girls backpack (that lights up) for my personal item on the plane.
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m sitting here and I just hear from my mother’s phone “Madame Morrible flip it around…” and I started laughing.
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Accidentally made it a Michelle Yeoh day by watching Everything Everywhere All At Once, Wicked, Shang Chi, and now Last Christmas.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Realized just how much conservative brain washing has changed my parents last night. I put on the Buffy Thanksgiving episode for us to watch. My dad was so offended by the violence and sex jokes in it. I reminded him that this episode aired in November of 1999.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Only 5 more days till PV. Can’t fucking wait.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The Black Friday streaming service deals all kind of suck this year. Guess I’ll be skipping signing up for any streamers for the year.
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
With my birthday next week, Thanksgiving always becomes a celebration with the family.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Thanksgiving… my SIL and I have control of the tv until the parade is over and then my brother and dad take control after the parade. Now it’s sports ball time.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy Yam Sham Day! Enjoy your ritual sacrifice with pie.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Working away from my parents’ basement today. Not as fun as the hours spent playing Goldeneye, Mario Kart, and Smash Bros on this couch as a kid.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I was curious what was in the VHS storage cabinet and found one of my Beanie Babies. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Since my brother now has 3 kids and needs my old bedroom for my nieces Wanda and I have been shoved down into the basement that pretty much hasn’t changed since the 90s.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Poster covering a head shaped hole in the wall from my brother’s friend who called me a slur in high school. Pretty sure the only time in my life I acted violently out of anger and it gets a nice reminder when I come home to visit. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ok, do we think this Love Actually bag would work as a crossbody or is it too purse like? Also the Mean Girls backpack is amazing!
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Removed my BlueSky profile from my hook up apps before heading home for the holidays. Don’t need any of the closet cases in my hometown viewing this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It’s raining so I really am lacking all motivation to get going today.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ham for me. Only time I like ham is when it is in a loaf form.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once (if you feel like it)
*The previous 3 in this thread would also make this list for me*
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just keep remind myself… 3 more workdays this week (and let’s be honest, Wednesday and Friday barely count) and 2 next week and then it is off to Puerto Vallarta.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is gonna be the reason why I didn’t get everything accomplished tonight I wanted to. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Oh PV is gonna be wild for my birthday with all the content creators being there. Maybe I’ll have my first collab. Ha
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Com take this onesie off me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wanda just had to get a bath cause a bird pooped on her again. At this point I think the birds are intentionally targeting her.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Reposted by Ryan All Along🔜Puerto Vallarta (December 3-8)
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.

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November 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wanda loves 101 Dalmatians
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM