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Donny Darko

@introverter.bsky.social

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I’m just here to experience the heat death of the universe in real time. ❤️ Heavy Music Baltimore Native 1/3 of Only Love Personal Crisis Management Expert

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Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · Feb 26

Halfway to the weekend. LFG!

May the rotting flesh of kings feed the earth.

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Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 36m

This is a 10/10 picture.

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Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 40m

You can also add songs to Apple Music by adding songs via the Apple music app on a laptop and have it sync to the cloud. I usually just download stuff from soulseek or band camp and add it if they don’t have it.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 42m

She left for a man with a giant wiener mobile.

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Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 2h

What if they’re right and I actually just died from my Covid vax and now I’m living in the in-between world where shit is all completely out of wack and despite this the Bills will still never win a fucking Super Bowl.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 5h

Agreed. It’s always a good time.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 5h

If say “Bank of America” 3 times in the mirror they will show up behind you and issue an overdraft fee.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 5h

Going to Florida in like week to go see gouge away, coalesce and load of other bands at Fest. Super stoked.

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Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 5h

Fall do be like that sometimes.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 5h

Anger and fear because that’s how capitalism works.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 20h

As a big fan of lyricism I need to stress that words can rhyme outside of their suffix.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 1d

The large amount of personal peace I’ve obtained by absolutely not giving a crap about dating or having sex cannot be understated.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning!

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Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 1d

Ready to start just using Canadian vets for my healthcare because it’s cheaper.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 1d

Male loneliness epidemic but it’s just a bunch of racist 20 year old republicans in a signal chat.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a good indicator of men who would cry from getting punched. Seems to be a 1:1.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 1d

My daughter tells me I look like this dude all of the time (I disagree)

I mostly think it’s a skin color thing.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 2d

Hidden Valley has zero riffs and tastes like shit.

Two men in black shirts that read “will it riff” holding a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch (The worlds most mid ranch dressing)

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Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 2d

Aww I hope he is alright!

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Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 5d

Limp Bizkit supremacy.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 5d

I did a week in Mexico from a book bag. Colder ventures do take up more space though. I need to go snowboarding in Canada.

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Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 7d

I am reasonably certain that Dolly Parton’s boobs might outlive the rest of her body.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 7d

Thursday afternoon ICE just showed up in my area vibes.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 7d

Watching these assholes go to prison is going to be satisfying.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 8d

Trillions of dollars wasted so we could get Stephen Hawking doing a double back flip on the half pipe at the X-games, we are cooked.

Donny Darko @introverter.bsky.social · 8d

Love this game.