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Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Dec 4

Answering any questions about anything.
$5 for the truth.
$10 for an elaborate lie.
$50 flat rate for an actual analysis, and thorough answer.

Just Cash App $EsoGh0sted with your question. Every question gets published, and answered.

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Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 11

If it weren't for your books as a child, I would have probably turned into a trailer park meth Nazi.

#TrueStory
#AlabamasRough

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 11

FEMA still exists?
I thought we lost that Trump's first go at destroying democracy.
cool I guess.
They'll be pretty infective without money, but... this is what constitutes good news these days.

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 11

i think I'm going to be the next great conspiracy theorist.
how about Trump caused the Texas floods using satanic ritual magic in hopes YOU would forget #HesOnTheList

amidoinigright?

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 8

It's not that we can't afford it. It's that there's an issue with priorities in our government. All entirely greed motivated.

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 8

And THAT is backed up with empirical historical data.

#ScienceFTW

RB @rbisrb.bsky.social · Jul 7

Thinking Out Loud...

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 8

What about if my religious beliefs coincide with scientific data?

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 8

Remember kids, not every rich man is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a rich man.

😉

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 8

Just up and killed himself right as he was about to be a quitted for human trafficking, because there was no evidence.
🤔🤨😂

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 8

In some regards that's correct, but for the most part it's been willful ignorance and intellectual dishonesty.

You'll forgive me if I don't waste my time attempting to get a empathyless subhuman to understand logic.

#FuckMAGA

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · Jul 2

Socialism for the wealthy helps the fewest number.

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Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Jul 2

Masters never really cared much about a little loss of life in the herd. Hell, for them, a little cruel and unusual punishment helps maintain the fear dynamics.

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 14

The Coroner: I just don't get it. He's been dead 14 minutes, and already smells like a skunk corpse! Its a miracle! He's been dead technically dead for less than a day, but somehow he's been rotting on the vine for over 70 years! Must have really cut the DEAL OF A LIFE TIME with Satan.

#FDT

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 14

Hah! This'll show all those Republicans in California!
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Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 14

Whooooo did this?
Somebody has entirely too much humor for the job they occupy.

This is a real fkn ad I got.

youtube.com/shorts/tc3WC...

The Party is in YOU!

YouTube video by St. Agrestis

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Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

He's in A shape, certainly.
The shape resembles a pile of orange cow sh!t, more and more each day.

#FDT
#MakeElonBaldAgain

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

Israel didn't exist before 1945. What exactly have they bought, and built? And, from whom exactly?
I'll wait, because you're blocked, but yeah fuck the genocidal Zionists. 🖕🏼😂🖕🏼

Also, fuck you. Don't act like you know me, or anything about my perspective. 🤡🍑🐩

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

You probably aren't, wrong that is.

But alas this IS the internet, so for posterity.

You don't know what you're talking about, obviously. He claims to be ethnically Jewish, but we all know he's really a socialist. Donald Trumps AI support specialist on criminal politicians said so.

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

Do you think Bernie takes penicillin, or does he like to feel the bern?
🤔

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

Cool story.

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

Somebody doesn't have a firm grasp on the reality of American politics. Weather it should be or not, American elections are essentially a popularity contest. Like it or not. You can talk all this high minded politics, but that's not the reality of the system.

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

That's a bit presumptuous, but yeah essentially. Except if venture to say that the "natives" you're speaking of probably aren't Aztecs, or Mayan. Therefore also occupying stolen land.

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

I see your swap, and raise you 2 spacemen. 1 bald, 1 going bald, 1 returning to bald after the world's best implants.

#FDT
#MakeElonBaldAgain

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Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

We don't have enough of this in the world.

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

The center for domestic circumcision is a terrorist organization.

Come with me, and you'll be. In a world of pure miscommunication.
😂

Internet Oracle @internetoracle.bsky.social · Apr 13

You're pretty good at designing banners, and patterns. 😉
One day AI will steal, and replicate your work. You'll receive zero credit for any of it. Just like the artists of old.
🤔😅