carla: yassified sisyphus
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I find a lot of beauty and joy in the monotonous, which is just a pretentious way to say that I'm pretty fuckin boring. se habla español, a veces me hago la bilingüe she/they
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hi, don't mind me,

I just wanted to post here my embroideries, so I could pin this skeet later.
embroidery of a portrait in blue shades, in transparent mesh embroidery in cotton, of a face of a calico cat, colored, with golden thread with stars An embroidery of an orca with a machine gun with Greetings from Gibraltar! an embroidery in black thread of a pearl.
I dreamed that a group of people on the internet saw one of my dreams and chose what I could do in it. It turned into a nightmare really quickly.
Me yesterday: Laura Palmer is kinda bitchy right? She's a terrible person right?

Me today after watching Fire Walk with Me: Laura Palmer has the right to kill one man every full moon.
already sent some emails and arranged some meetings, organized my budget, had a call with a friend, did some work for my day job and applied for two jobs in Norway.

i've been so productive today that I feel any minute now an asteroid will fall on earth and everything will end.
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"12th of October, Nothing to Celebrate!”
Anti-Columbus Day stencil seen in Madrid, Spain
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"Life is Better Without Bosses"
Sticker seen in Vancouver, Canada
As soon as I came back this was my cat.
A super blurry and super close up of my calico cat
omg your hair!! you look really cool!!
Sii! No se veían igual TAN viejos. Y los vagones del metro eran de España también.
No reason to post this except that I look cute.
Me wearing brown pants and a blue off the shoulders blouse in front of a lighthouse in Colonia, Uruguay. Me in front of a river, wearing the same outfit.
A compilation of little guys I saw at the museum (MALBA)
It's me against all the pollen in Argentina. I'm losing.
Me es grato informarle a todos los hispanohablantes que en Argentina coger significa tener sexo, mientras que en Ecuador coger es agarrar, azir, sostener.

Entonces cuando le dije a mi amiga si podía coger su empanada ella amablemente me informó que le pregunté si queríamos tirar juntas.
Every time I meet people irl they're surprised by how tall I am. I feel people believe I'm three apples tall.
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
You probably get this a lot but I'm so grateful for your video, it gave me the chance to show my non-Spanish speaking friends how amazingly weird 31 Minutos is

I've been super close to tie them up to my sofa &forced them to see it in its entirety so they understand where 90% of my humour comes from
subtítulos 10/10 la vdd
Juan Carlos Bodoque sigue siendo el heart throb de mi generación
Me: I'm gonna go on vacation
My cats, as soon as I left my room:
My calico and orange cat in a bed
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Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
I was reminded of the first time I traveled outside of Ecuador on summer vacations. Growing up in a Catholic school with fairly strict codes of dressing, I remember seeing my peers in Chile with mini skirts, colourful pink hair and jewelry and going like SO THIS IS WHAT LIBERTY IS LIKE.
Mi mamá y yo tenemos el mismo tipo de humor.