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spider-man (the older one). new york's finest.
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
A cult for symbiotes?… How did that happen?
damn. bummer. started chasing after a cult myself, since the last time i've seen you - weird . . symbiote god murder-stuff.
you'll say no, but i'm here to help with 'em whenever. don't be a stranger, alright?
you'll say no, but i'm here to help with 'em whenever. don't be a stranger, alright?
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Unfortunately, she only had two hands and could only hold one baby while shutting the window with the other hand.
The other baby was all over him—Tala specifically. She would not stop chanting “Pai-dee” over and over while grabbing his arm.
“How much do I owe you?”
The other baby was all over him—Tala specifically. She would not stop chanting “Pai-dee” over and over while grabbing his arm.
“How much do I owe you?”
he's half ready to tilt all the way back— yes, even though he's crouched on a windowsill— but down he hops, and the pizzas follow.
"trust me, i get it. i'm usually done with half the box on the swing alone,"
"trust me, i get it. i'm usually done with half the box on the swing alone,"
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Still chasing, unfortunately. As much as I want to retire these blades, there is always something that comes up.
no, no. just, y'know. the face thing. it's been a while.
feel like i've asked you this already, so if i did, my bad, but to switch topics before it gets awkward - how's that business been chasing the cult, and all?
feel like i've asked you this already, so if i did, my bad, but to switch topics before it gets awkward - how's that business been chasing the cult, and all?
𝗕𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥.
@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Maria trots to the window. But before she can even open it, her babies have flocked, ready to fly out to him.
The mother does her best to keep them indoors as she opens the window.
“Come in! Come in! Sorry—They’re a little excited.”
The mother does her best to keep them indoors as she opens the window.
“Come in! Come in! Sorry—They’re a little excited.”
talk about incentive. tap-tap-tappin' away on her window not a moment after!
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Right…
Somehow my presence feels like it is making things more difficult for you.
Somehow my presence feels like it is making things more difficult for you.
uh-huh. well, then, what's got you checkin' in?
all the hard stuff's been over for a while, don't sweat it. good to see a, uh . . well. a familiar face, 'n all.
all the hard stuff's been over for a while, don't sweat it. good to see a, uh . . well. a familiar face, 'n all.
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
I’m fine. I don’t have much of an appetite.
I also rather not shake things up or distract.
I also rather not shake things up or distract.
i've been wrapped up in spider-verse stuff thrice. you tend to just know these things.
y'should've said something, i'd have got a pizza! or somethin' . . well, i can't think of anything now, but, still.
y'should've said something, i'd have got a pizza! or somethin' . . well, i can't think of anything now, but, still.
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Ice cream is waiting!
Oh and a box of dozen brownies!
Oh and a box of dozen brownies!
absolutely! took some haggling, but he's got both boxes en route. doing his ( very ) best not to shake 'em up too bad . .
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
I just arrived.
How do you know what world number you live in?
How do you know what world number you live in?
my protege, yeah. figured it was best after the venom nonsense. and the chameleon stuff. and carnage, and . . no, but seriously, he's great.
better question here - you been peekin' in on 1048 without sayin' hi?
better question here - you been peekin' in on 1048 without sayin' hi?
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
She gets food that her kids like so they can enjoy too.
well, the plan was double pep . . but he'll circle back before the original circle back to grab that too. one sec.
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Heard somebody’s handling things a little more than you now.
not sure there's enough time in the day for that long of a recap. i'm alive, though, so good enough. nice to hear from you.
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Praying he gets creamy spinach one.
deal. he'll swing back with another box of pizza, while he's at it.
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Same old. You?
ha, ha. i'm sure you'd have been a riot on letterman. how've you been?
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
For now, he should stay for Mother’s Day. No babysitting.
he wouldn't mind at all. if she needs 'em, he's there.
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Better not look in the mirror then.
ooh. spooky.
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
A big red tarantula.
we talkin' tarantulas here, or . . ?
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
He can say no, of course. She understands he is a very busy man.
'course! any time. not sure how much NYPD would love a spider-signal to toss up to the clouds, but, she's got his number.
𝗕𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥.
@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Can she ask him to babysit sometimes?… Sometimes the city calls and Cesar can’t handle them both due to rush hours.
pfft. the handful of times he's babysat, he is ( well ) aware.
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
He better prepare though. The twins might get a little too… aggressive. The cuteness aggression kind.
well, then, sure! he'll swing by. spider-man, the gift that keeps on giving. who'd have ever thunk it, huh?
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
They can all spend time together! And she is sure her babies would love to see uncle Spidey!
figured she'd have liked her day spent with the babies! didn't wanna intrude. pizza ( does ) sound amazing, though . .
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@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
Aw…!
He should have stayed a little while longer so he could have some ice cream and pizza with them.
He should have stayed a little while longer so he could have some ice cream and pizza with them.
cost 'em a pretty penny to merge web fluid with the stuff he'd have to spin it on to make it, but, felt it was only right to do. enjoy the day, super mom.
𝗕𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥.
@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
She can't lie---it was impressive, but it also scared her to see a web suddenly be on her table out of nowhere.
Maria appreciates the gift very much!
Maria appreciates the gift very much!
happy-happy mother's day, @malabituin.bsky.social. all his web-spinning took very, very well to pottery classes, so she's got a spider-vase waiting on her counter (don't ask how he got in).
for some flowers! or ( a ) flower. her vase, her biz.
for some flowers! or ( a ) flower. her vase, her biz.
𝗕𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥.
@insomniarachnid.bsky.social
· May 11
I can hear the tippy taps of big spider feet.