SmthnWitty
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🌱🏛, ☀️🍷and 🛁🦚 is my bread and butter. ⛓️🌧is the sprinkles on top. I will be posting mostly memes and text posts. Only when I experience a thought tho, so don't hold your breath.
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The only person that has issues with #Haikaveh is Kaveh. He can't believe that that cute junior that followed him around bcm this nerdy unit of a brick wall that vexes him on the daily and blows out his back every night.
My favourite Days are my paydays.
#Haikaveh angst. 🌱 will nvr move on from 🏛 - but 🏛 would try to move on w/ his life and meet some1. Cue a few yrs later where 🏛 returns to Sumeru as a (un)happily married man. Ooooh 🌱 would wilt i tell u.
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Cause when you call my name through them there'll be no answer #haikaveh #sketch #angst
☀️ tries to court Mydei the kremnoan way, but 🍷 just thinks its Phainon being Phainon and that it wouldn't be possible. Every1 sufferes watching these two clowns dance around each other. The ppl of kremnos think #Phaidei are already married and r taking bets on no. of children the two'll have.
Mydei baby traps Phainon, but doesn't realise that phainon already thinks they're dating - and have been for months. #Phaidei
#phaidei where Mydei falls in love with a crumbling and broken statue of a man (☀️) but it makes him thinks its the type of art - only to realise through dreams that the statue was of someone he loved in a past life that is no longer here. 🍷 then somehow bcms able to see ☀️ as a spector or smthn angst
I love how the #Vashwood community all agrees that Wolfwood is a champion @ eating plantussy. Solidarity at last.
The melusines love hugs- Neuvi gives great hugs but the melisines discovered that Wrio gives the best hugs ever. Sigewinne has the ultimate supply of premium hugs. They also use this chance to see who can put the most stickers on wrio. Neuvi has also joined in. #Wriolette
🍷 gets hit with a curse or trick that makes it so he can only call the person he loves endearing terms. He doesn't realise till he goes to call ☀️ by his actual name and comes out with 'Sweetheart' - he just about combusts when 'hubby' slips out at some point. ☀️ is living his best life. #Phaidei
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Hugo is an honest drunk. After they start patching things up Lycon wakes 1 night to Hugo sitting by his bedside - absolutely shit faced with the most heart breaking and tender look on his face. Hugo then info dumps on lycon and passes out cuddled nxt 2 him. #Crownwolf #Lycago
Jeans face when she realises that the raeson Varka took so long on his expedition was bcs of a hot goth lighthouse keeper.
#Varflins
a close up of a anime girl 's face with a smile on it .
ALT: a close up of a anime girl 's face with a smile on it .
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The only thing Mydei's ever concerned about between his legs is Phainon-
NPC: we need to fill a form for you, name- and what gender are u?
🦁: Gender?
NPC: What's between ur legs-
🦁: The Deliverer on a good day.
#Phaidei
Mydei has seen Phainons terrible fashion sense - it made him angry bcs he thought it was cute that this grown ass man was so bad at dressing himself - he burned all the yellow and purple clothes Phainon had bcs he could accept thinking it was cute. Aglaea thinks they have issues. #Phaidei
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“Bro… where is your top from?”

It’s them 😭 why did I spend so long on this

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#phaidei #Mydei #Phainon #HSRFanart
#Phaidei - every1 thinks Phainon is the clingy one, but actually its Mydei. He'll move from room to room with Phainon so smoothly no 1 realises and always sits near enough to touch Phainon. Phainon notices and now pulls Mudei w/ him from place to place or pulls him into his lap for cuddles.
#Haikaveh wake in the morning and 🏛 complains that 🌱 is squishing him - what 🏛 doesn't know is that when he's asleep he pulls 🌱 towards him like he's a weighted blanket. 🌱 has just accepted his role as weighted blanket at night.
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Sometimes I think I shouldn't have big girl money - and then my horse throws a shoe.
Alhaitham buys bad decor simply bcs he thinks it'll make Kaveh more comfortable making the house their home if he's too affronted by the ugly vase to think too deeply on whos belonging is whos. It then bcms a habit that 🌱 enjoys for the after effects once they're together. #Haikaveh
Most ppl my age are into shoes or games - I'm into nice western bridles and saddles or funny rugs for my horse.

I had a turquoise rain sheet for her that had hot pink sea animals and bubbles on it.
Zhongli is actually a good cook, but pretends to burn 65-70% of his dishes so that Childe can spoil him as often as possible. Xiao throws up a little in his mouth each time he's witness to the doting.
#Tartali #Chili