Author | Lightnews

Reposted by Informer.digital

Debbie Hall @dangerousdebbie.bsky.social · 23d

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month—and just days before the South Point 400 NASCAR Cup Series Playoff Race (Oct. 10–12)—a group of breast cancer survivors gathered with LVMS staff, volunteers, and partners to paint two large pink ribbons.

informer.digital/breast-cance...

1

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · 23d

Marlow’s Tavern announces the official leadership team guiding its Peachtree Corners tavern into an exciting new chapter. The trio of General Manager Samantha “Sam” Guley, Chef de Cuisine Gonzalo “Gonzo” Castro, and Beverage & Hospitality Manager Nicole Canzoneri.

informer.digital/marlows-tave...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Sep 9

Volunteers in Medicine of Southern Nevada (VMSN) is proud to announce a generous donation of $65,696.05 from Tree of Life Dispensary. This gift will help provide compassionate, high-quality healthcare to the valley’s most vulnerable residents.

informer.digital/euphoria-wel...

Reposted by Informer.digital

Debbie Hall @dangerousdebbie.bsky.social · Sep 8

Agua El Manantial #2 is an ice cream and juice shop located in downtown Las Vegas. This charming neighborhood store offers a wide selection of fresh fruit items, Thrifty Ice Cream, and various other treats. One choice is Bionicos, a delicious fruit salad.

informer.digital/agua-el-mana...

2 1

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 16

Jurassic World Rebirth
“Some people just need to be eaten by dinosaurs. Not debated. Not counseled. Just digested.”
🦖
📖 informer.digital/jurassic-wor...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 4

Historic BBQ treaties. Nap marketing. Political fish dinners.
This week in fake history: absurdity is on the menu.
🍖💤🗳️🗑️📨📲📄
Wacky Benny returns with The Calendar of Malarkey Ep. 2:
informer.digital/the-calendar...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 3

👀 Can a man burn 300 calories screaming at Wi-Fi lag?
According to AI Slop, yes.
The future of sports involves beanbags, baristas, and existential dread.
informer.digital/the-thunder-...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 3

🥊 He beat a 78-year-old joystick warrior and called it a championship.
This is PunchTok LIVE.
This is AI Slop.
And yes, someone pulled a groin playing cornhole.
informer.digital/the-thunder-...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 3

🎮 AI Slop! He monetized Dad Reflexes and screamed his way to glory.
Welcome to e-Fisticuffs™, where pain is digital and effort is optional.
Watch the slop rise:
informer.digital/the-thunder-...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 2

Turns out laugh lines aren’t beautiful.
Unless they come with cheekbones, a film career, and explosives.
🔥 Satirical beauty list takedown →
informer.digital/the-most-bea...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 1

The algorithm has spoken: Only filtered youth is beautiful.
But Cornelius and the gang would like a word (and a ring light).
🔥 Beauty redefined here:
informer.digital/the-most-bea...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 1

Canada Day is July 1. It marks the 158th anniversary of the Confederation of Canada, when the country officially became a federation on July 1, 1867.

Lee Greenwood released “God Bless You Canada” to the tune “Proud to be an American” but with special lyrics.

youtu.be/Bf3e9Cl1-Bs?...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 1

BREAKING: Women born before Saved by the Bell reruns don’t count anymore.
Unless they’re Meryl. Or Jamie. Or armed.
👑 Satire + rage here →
informer.digital/the-most-bea...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jul 1

If you're over 45, congrats—you’re now officially invisible. Unless you’re Helen Mirren with a machine gun.🔥
👇 Satirical beauty rankings decoded:
informer.digital/the-most-bea...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 30

“BREAKING: Baby Oil Shortage Linked to Rise in Politeness — Experts Fear Civility Epidemic” informer.digital/diddy-trial-...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 30

No baby oil. No arrogance. Just… respect?
Diddy’s courtroom behavior sparks rumors of a rash.
We investigated. Too deeply.
informer.digital/diddy-trial-...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 30

BREAKING: Diddy develops rare rash of politeness.
Symptoms include thank-yous, compliments, and moisturizer.
Diagnosis?
👉 The Civility Itch™
informer.digital/diddy-trial-...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 27

📅 History is written by the victors.
🧠 The Calendar of Malarkey is written by Wacky Benny.
Expect less accuracy, more nonsense, and maybe a zombie gondola wedding.
You're welcome.
👉 informer.digital/the-calendar...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 26

BREAKING: Your job now depends on how memeable your breakdown is.
Stay in the algorithm’s good graces—or vanish like Greg from Accounting.
📉 informer.digital/the-algorith...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 21

When the world gives you headlines, we give you punchlines.
👉 informer.digital/category/sat...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 20

New show idea: Love It or List Him. Blow the budget, break the marriage, win a therapist.
informer.digital/over-budget-...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 20

She spent $55K on backsplash. He moved out. Was it the grout or the gaslighting? Sandy & Polly investigate:
informer.digital/over-budget-...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 19

Let’s be honest:
If Tony Montana launched a podcast, you’d subscribe.
Find out why gangster stories still run the block:
👉 informer.digital/gangster-nel...

Informer.digital @informerdigital.bsky.social · Jun 19

Gangsters built empires with bullets. We do it with branding.
Same moral decay. Less jazz.
💼 Read Nelly & The Professor on America’s gangster obsession:
👉 informer.digital/gangster-nel...