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I use air quotes several times a day now. It annoys other people, but it counts towards my daily exercise goal.

#humour #humor #joke #comedy #funny #haha
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Because the US congress is shut down?
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There’s no way Dolly Parton has kidney stones. At the very least they would have to be rhinestones.

#dolly #dollyparton #joke #humour #humor #funny #health #comedy
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Consumer culture is killing our planet. Do we really need a new moon EVERY month?

#moon #funny #humour #humor #comedy #joke #consumerism #fullmoon #newmoon
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In the age before cell phones we had to actually answer the phone. It was awful.

#humour #humor #funny #joke #comedy #iphone #cellphones #genx
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Michael Myers would never find me like he did Laurie Strode because I’m never going back into the closet.

#halloween #gay #joke #humour #humor #funny #comedy
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If god is real he can text me, but I’ll probably just holy ghost him.

#funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #dadjoke #religion
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It’s Julie Andrews’ 90th birthday! Time for my annual attempt to get Burkina Faso to change its name to Burkina FaSoLaTiDo.

#birthday #humour #humor #funny #joke #comedy #julieandrews #burkinafaso
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Wrong. I hate all religions equally.
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I’m big in Japan. At least an XL.

#joke #japan #humour #humor #dadjoke #funny
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No one wants the Rapture to happen more than atheists.

#rapture #atheist #religion #christian #humour #humor #funny #joke #comedy
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I guess McNeil Consumer Healthcare will be making a $10MM “contribution” to the White House ballroom project today.
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I guess McNeil Consumer Healthcare will be making a $10MM contribution to the White House ballroom project tomorrow.

#tylenol #autism #trump #humour #humor #satire #rfkjr
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Tomorrow is my birthday and I’m going for a long walk. 😉
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I could start my own yard & lawn maintenance company, but I’m more of a lard & yawn kinda guy.

#dadjoke #joke #funny #pun #punny #humour #humor #lazy #comedy
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Here’s one from Japan a free days ago.
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When I see the word “coworkers”, am I the only person who wants to pronounce it as “cow orkers”?

#language #funny #humour #humor #joke #coworkers #comedy #english #cows
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As a non-drinker, I’m less prosecco and more antisecco.

#alcohol #pun #dadjoke #badjoke #joke #funny #humour #humor #comedy
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If animals need to add a layer of fat before hibernation, why don’t they just go on a cruise?

#cruise #hibernate #funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #animals
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Now that Burning Man is over, next up is the Burning While Peeing Festival.

#burningman #festivals #funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #burning
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Breaking: Ivanka has rushed to her father’s bedside so that he can grope her one last time.

#ishedeadyet #donald #trump #ivanka #funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #satire
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I don’t care about the Little Engine That Could. I’m more interested in the Little Bloodclot That Could.

#ishedeadyet #trump #funny #humour #humor #joke #comedy #health #medicine