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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 21h

sanzu : [texting] i’m going to actually kill you.

takemichi : who is this?

sanzu : take a guess.

takemichi : this might come as a surprise but i have a number of people i could expect that text from.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 1d

souya : [texting] i miss you.

rindou : i will return soon, my lobster.

rindou : love*

souya : LOBSTER.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 2d

inui : [handing over a bag] and the third thing is … you can return this.

inui : it’s what i was going to wear on that day off you promised me.

koko : [checks the bag] there’s nothing in here but a pair of red heels.

inui :

koko : … [blushes]

inui : suffer.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 3d

mikey : cut him in half.

sanzu : hot dog or hamburger style, boss?

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 4d

mucho : you’re pretty hostile right now.

draken : [sighs]

draken : i just meant that i worry about your lack of emotions.

mucho : you could have just said that.

incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 5d

inui : koko and i are no longer dating.

koko : that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 6d

senju : being a girl sucks.

yuzuha : being my girl wouldn’t.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 7d

nahoya : i like you.

ran : i know? that’s kind of why we’re in a relationship.

nahoya : i know.

nahoya : sometimes i just have to remind myself out loud because you are so infuriating.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 8d

shion : rat boy summer.

kakucho : i wish i could understand you.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 9d

chifuyu : a reminder that it costs zero yen to be nice.

koko : how much does it cost to be an asshole?

koko : i can pay you.

chifuyu : that’s not the point!

koko : it’s free, isn’t it?

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 10d

baji : [consoling kazutora] well, if you ever want to talk or anything, you know? i’ll always be inside you.

baji : i mean- [starts laughing]

kazutora :

baji : insid- [continues laughing]

kazutora :

baji : [still laughing] i mean besides you!

kazutora : [kisses baji]

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 11d

senju : [teasing takeomi] kids at schools are asking if you’re a bottom or a top.

takeomi : they should not be asking that.

sanzu : [joins the teasing] they said if that was your answer, then you are a bottom.

takeomi : [blushing] who are these fucking kids you’re talking to?!

incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 12d

ran : i didn’t punch him because he’s gay.

ran : i punched him-

mitsuya :

ran : and then he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards.

hakkai : i was gay when you punched me!

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 13d

draken : i want to hear those three, little words.

mikey : [taking his hand] i love you.

draken : [taking his hand back] try again.

mikey : fine.

mikey : i will behave.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 14d

ran : [to rindou and shion] can nahoya and i have some privacy?

rindou : [to shion] ha, they’re going to do it.

ran : no, we’re going to fight.

ran :

ran : and then maybe afterwards we’ll do it.

incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 15d

naoto : dad, are you homophobic?

masato : number one, you’re gay.

ryoko : [laughs]

masato : [about hina] number two, i have a lesbian daughter.

ryoko : [wheezes]

masato : number three, i watch rupaul’s drag race.

masato : how can i be homophobic, idiot?

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 16d

hina : you know i can’t say no when you look at me like that.

emma : that’s why i look at you like that.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 17d

draken : so, how long have you and inui been together?

koko : [in denial] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

koko : inupi and i are not together. no.

koko : no.

draken :

inui : really? sixteen ‘nos’? really?

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 18d

chifuyu : i hate kisaki.

takemichi : “hate” is a strong word.

chifuyu : i have strong opinions.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 19d

baji : if i killed someone, would you tell on me?

kazutora : no, but i’d use it against you all the time.

kazutora : i’d be like, “are you going to do the dishes or do i have to make a phone call?”

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 20d

taiju : [explaining god, the bible, and all things holy]

mana : i want ice cream.

taiju :

taiju : alright.

incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 21d

kakucho : you know, i’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

takemichi : [drinking toast] why would you say that?

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 22d

izana : why does it look like a tornado came through here?

ran : you know that trick people play on dogs? that one when you pretend to throw a ball but actually keep it in your hand and watch as the dog chases after nothing?

izana : yes …

ran : rindou did that to mochi.

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 23d

taiju : what’s the most polite way to phrase “you fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else” in a professional email?

yuzuha : “hello, i hope this email finds you before i do.”

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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 24d

kazutora : can we get a birthday cake?

chifuyu : it’s not your birthday.

kazutora : the cake won’t know!

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