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The model. The star. The trendsetter.

You should aim to be like her

Romance Au

MDNI

Penned by Slimey
Pinned
"Style is a way to say who you are without words"

"And I have to say I'm quite fabulous with a unique style."

"Now I will be your model."
. . . I don't know how to flirt

[Lies. You can pull like no tomorrow]
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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* Radio is only been replaced temporarily darling.

* Soon I'll be back on the air
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
. . . No I can't have that. Nope.
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I don't even have one kid. . . Probably for the best. Especially since I'm a freak and all. . .

[She's absolutely pushing down the baby fever.]
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
// I forgot how bad my anxiety can spike from even the smallest of things when I'm off my meds.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
* . . . Oh.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just existing and thinking about how fucked up I must be to be like this so late in life.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
[She's existing like normal. Probably snacking on something]
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Why does she have pictures of him. Freak
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I think that meaner version of me is into her Spamton.

But it's hard to tell with how she bites everyone or gets bitten.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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「Even without a voicebox, I can speak to you」
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Uh Um. . . Hi, take this for a Seductive Sunday. I know, I look good in a bunny suit
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
// I can't do anything on Uni's account. Or anything on my phone because I was logged into his account

I'm. Really fucking upset
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I should get some hot tea and chocolate now that's she's back. . . But what if she doesn't like it. I. . . I want to make sure she likes the gift. . .
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
// I'm still giggling at being the reason that Eli's Spam is French
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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𝚒 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛:
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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// Remembers the time Jewel tried to sell Spamton breast implants
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
// Hoping this doesn't flop here at least like it did with Uni
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
// These will be non canon but
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
// Remembers the time Jewel tried to sell Spamton breast implants
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Oh. My. God. Someone else that's into fashion and beauty???
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Perks of being a tall sexy lady:

I'm a tall sexy lady
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I've only really been called Jewel.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
[<— She loves Battat. A lot.]
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
// Honestly. Idk when I decided Jewel was the boobs.
But now it's too funny and I need to uphold it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM