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A drag queen with more holes than you might expect

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Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 5

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Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · May 21

Exactlyy

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · May 21

If the goddess boys are gay, and i’m gay, then why do i want to eiffel tower them? 🤨

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Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · May 1

What if we scissored while both wearing sclera contacts? #nichehobbies

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Apr 29

TOP OR BOTTOM, QUEEN?

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Apr 13

Here’s my next show!

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Apr 11

I love yall & im glad that young adults in austin are passionate about drag but my friendly auntie read to help some of you grow is this: find a name that resonates with you thats not “Mars.” We already have Mars. We love Mars. Im not necessarily saying “there can only be 1” but can there not be 5-9

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 24

You stand convicted of assholeism. The proper punishment will now take place.

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Skelesse 💀✿ @celesse.bsky.social · Mar 20

Happy #WorldFrogDay! 🐸💚 #art #illustration #frogs

A drawing of a bunch of blob-shaped frogs, some perched on a log and one at the top upside down on a large leaf. Smaller frogs pile around on the larger ones. Grass and flies surround them.

A drawing of a bunch of fat round green blob frogs splashing around in a wooden bucket in a garden setting, a faucet pouring water on top and plants in the background.

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Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 20

Yeah i had that moment a couple months ago - i was like wtf 🤨 need to just delete my account but i deleted the app and last time i tried it was down.

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 20

Wym

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 17

You do NOT want to miss this show!! Get your tickets before ot sells out! VIPews available 😉💒

House of Deviance @houseofdeviance.bsky.social · Mar 16

Tickets for @houseofdeviance.bsky.social Subversive Easter Sunday show are officially live, and we have a 24 hour flash sale starting at midnight in honor of St Patty’s Day!

Tickets: www.tickettailor.com/events/house...

#austinburlesque #austinpole #austinvarietyshow

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YourAnonRiots 🐈️🏴🇵🇸🇲🇲🦋 @youranonriots.bsky.social · Mar 13

Justice for Breonna Taylor
Justice for Sonya Massey
Justice for Sandra Bland
Justice for Tamir Rice
Justice for Kalief Browder
Justice for Eric Garner
Justice for George Floyd
Justice for Daunte Wright
Justice for Alexia Christian
Justice for Rayshard Brooks
Say Their Names!!!

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Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 13

Ok I told her “i love you Freedia”and she said “thank you baby 🥰” sooo dont forget that in my obituary yall.

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 13

Me 3 yards away from Big Freedia Queen Diva trying to leave her alone and not ask for a picture

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 11

Somebody lied to her several times and told her that she was fly, hot, and sexy and beautiful and she's nothing like that!
She's nothing of the sort!

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 11

and, um I think that trump is just a disgrace. She's a disgrace to women who are actually beautiful and classy and..

she just doesn't have the vernacular she thinks she possesses.

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 11

So if that is the case, she should have put those politicians back on the rack and she should never even purchased them because she was UNQUALIFIED to lead our country, if that's the case.

Impulse Purchase @impulsepurchase.bsky.social · Mar 11

So, pretty much, I would let trump know
that she is a fat cunt.

and, um the government that she gave me was not something that I would particularly
vote for, myself.

It’s an old maiden type of fascism, and
she said that those laws were meant to be enforced on a beautiful country…