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Loona
@impputonhold.bsky.social
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Loona Buckzo. IMP's Receptionist. Mun age 30+, Loona is 22 Penned by Spud. Mature Content Ahead. #HHRP #HBRP #MVRP
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 3d
"Yeah, this is I.M.P. Who the fuck do you want us to murder?"
a cartoon character is laying on the floor looking at a cell phone .
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on the floor looking at a cell phone .
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 10h
"Hellhound. Not a sinner like you. Hellborn, for as much as that is."

She pours each of them a shot and puts the bottle down.

"... I'm also the receptionist for an assassination company, more or less."
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 11h
"Man, can't believe I'm breaking the bourbon out right now.

I stole that from some place in New Orleans during a job."
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 11h
"I would straight up kick God in the dick if I could."
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 11h
Her eyes watch him as she sighs.

"Yeah, just... hold on."

She digs underneath the desk, pulling out a bottle of bourbon and some shot glasses.

"This is all I got right now."
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 15h
"I don't know, he's got a big enough mouth for me to stab him in the tongue with a pen."
bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social
Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 15h
“Ohhh…what if you used the stapler to close his mouth? That would teach him a lesson!”
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 15h
"Maybe? I'm debating what permissions I want to revoke from him."

She thinks for a moment.

"I have a number of ideas."
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 15h
"Maybe? I'm debating what permissions I want to revoke from him."

She thinks for a moment.

"I have a number of ideas."
bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social
Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 15h
“Ohhh can I watch? I hate guys that can’t take a hint”
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 15h
"... I'm gonna kill this guy who is faking being a client and wasting my time."
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 15h
"And it forces the update too, what hot garbage. I'm about to just buy a phone on Earth and get someone to tweak it. I'm sure a bunch of nerds could do it."
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 15h
"... What privilege of his am I going to revoke though...

Fuck it, the liver would be something."
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 15h
"... I'm gonna kill this guy who is faking being a client and wasting my time."
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 16h
She takes a bite of the cookie and stretches out with a shrug.

"... Bored out of your mind or something?"
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 23h
"Why do the new phone updates always suck?"
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 23h
"Nah, the cookie is prize enough."
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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 23h
She shrugs and throws another Kraft Single at him.
helluvahotline.bsky.social
ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 2d
...yes? Do it again
Papa needs his dairy based violence /silly
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"Wait, what? You want another Kraft Single?"
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"Wait, what? You want another Kraft Single?"
helluvahotline.bsky.social
ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 2d
... THANKS? another!!!
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"... Something I saw the humans do on the internet."
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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
<Pansexual but hates being touched by randos. Get a personality first.
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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"Mad burd is mad."
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
Emotions are not really the easiest for her, she's trying here.
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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"... Normally I'd solve this problem with a steel chair out of nowhere... but... Blitz is Blitz and... he's good... and you're... also alright."
impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
(('my suffering is immense'.))
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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"... I see you're learning jokes from Blitz. Horrible, horrible jokes."
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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"They touched without permission so I revoked their right to have arms."
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impputonhold.bsky.social
Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"... LOOK, I can explain."
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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"Got a Cookie."
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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"Haaaaa, he doesn't know what the food is."
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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 2d
"... Something I saw the humans do on the internet."
helluvahotline.bsky.social
ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 2d
[HE FLICKS HIS TONGUE OUT AND PULLS IT INTO HIS MOUTH LIKE A LIZARD]

What the fuck was THAT
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