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Paul Morris
@imagesbypdm.bsky.social
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Theme park enthusiast | Purveyor of Dad jokes since 1996 | The pun is ALWAYS intended
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 5h
They tried to call me, but hung up after one wing.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 10h
***flashes 12:00***
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 1d
I'm noticing lots of little improvements with health care. I was in and out of the Cobequid for blood collection this morning in only 18 minutes. I'll be able to see my results online with the app.

Still lots of problems, but headed in the right direction.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 5d
I see what you did there.

I always referred to that "scene" as a "raid." 😀
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 7d
I remember watching the Leafs win the Cup.

Sadly, it was in black & white.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 9d
Try a laxative if you want that vowel to move.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 9d
Jimmy Carter's still looking good. Kudos to his mortician.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 9d
A pressing engagement, as it were.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 10d
Even if it has "Silence" in the title?

#Confused
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 14d
Ingenious!
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 15d
Glad the Valley is getting some much-needed rain.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 16d
I knew this was coming, but I forgot to purchase one two days ago.

In my defense, I'm not very bright.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 16d
@diservations.com
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 16d
@diservations.com
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 16d
@diservations.com
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 16d
@diservations.com
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 16d
@diservations.com
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 16d
I'll tag you on a few I've already posted. I've been inspired by @jaimetinyart.bsky.social to make small prints and display them around our house. Each image triggers an emotion. Many will be of details that only enthusiasts will recognize.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 18d
Counting the days here, too. Binging “Behind the Attraction” in preparation. Nothing like annoying trivia to keep folks in the queue at a respectful distance. 😂
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 22d
Am I correct in assuming that everyone eligible to register on October 2 will be accepted? If not, why have a registration for non-resort guests a week later?
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 22d
#MissionAccomplished in 8 minutes
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 22d
Wouldn't that result in hairy pottery?
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 23d
But won't you then need a third?

Narrator: It was at that moment that the penny dropped for poor Paul.
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 24d
To our family, a half day is 12 hours 😂
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Paul Morris @imagesbypdm.bsky.social · 24d
Time to roll your sleeves up and get the scissors.

Oh... wait.
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