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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 3h

another day another adult diaper fetish post on my discover page

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 3h

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to do things just for attention

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 4h

d’angelo got me laid so much dude literally RIP legend

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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 2d

every pop-up menu, every notification tone, every spasm towards the screen - is a microfissure in your holy mission to achieve what god set out for you in your art

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 4d

“yeah sex is cool but have your tried-” whatever you are about to say is nowhere near as good as sex

lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 5d

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 6d

this post saved my life

Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 6d

many of you need to eat a sandwich. just go eat a sandwich it’s 1:30 it’s a great time for a sandwich

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 6d

the government is trying to distract me from their occupation of major american cities by showing me women with beautiful asses and sadly it’s working

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 11d

lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 12d

a t shirt that says “smol bean fucker”

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 16d

you remind me of this other undateable girl i know

lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 16d

humans still solo the whole lineup

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 16d

The main animals are probably
- dog
- cat
- chicken
- bird (different from chicken)
- fish
- shark
- snake
- elephant
- horse
- lion
- tiger (includes cheetah & jaguar)
- bear
- cow
- pig
- sheep
- frog
- giraffe
- and of course monkey (same as ape)
Honorable mentions going to zebra & penguin. Duh

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 19d

a facetime call that starts with her shitting and then leads to her breaking up with you and then ends with her shitting ✅

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 19d

i’m bisexual so i can say this

Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 19d

“to be bisexual you have to have sucked dick and eaten pussy in a twelve hour window and it cant be in a threesome or for work” — @ilovelying.bsky.social

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jackie ess @essj.bsky.social · 21d

Just learned that one of you acted in a manner somewhat beneath yourself in a moment of weakness and insecurity and yes genuine pain. And that in that moment what should have been your problems became someone else’s problems? Considering how best to punish this good and hard

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 21d

yeah babe this rave is great but these transgender lesbians have had a few too many tylenol if you know what i mean

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 21d

they saw those OwO what’s this bullets and said we have GOT to get on top of this autism stuff

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 25d

in all seriousness this song is sending me into psychosis

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 25d

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 25d

girl told me yesterday i’m one of the only people she knows who looks good making eye contact when i’m giving head… lesbian fall i will destroy you

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 27d

the way i just got a spam political fundraising text and it’s for a guy my ex wife used to fuck when we were together…. #yep that’s #mylife

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 28d

phew!!!

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 28d

hey is it normal for having a crush to fill your blood with panic and your bones with sorrow or is there something wrong with me

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