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Ian Lahey
@ilahey.com
Author of sci fi and fantasy humor.
Hate your job? Relax: one day robots will take it and be miserable for you.
ilahey.com

I have no idea what to do with your DMs.
I understand that following people on social media is a gamble. You click on that button and after thirty seconds they try to sell you something.
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Of course the word "astronomy" is perfectly fine. It's just that "skyence" would have been so much cooler.
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science Fiction is the improbable made possible." - from The World of Null-A by A.E. van Vogt
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Al Jazeera
Ministers slam Israeli breach of truce plan, which ultimately aims to ‘displace Palestinian people from their land’.
Source: https://www.aljazeera.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Any AI that never gets sick of our shit is not sufficiently advanced: https://getbook.at/2C2S
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Mistery, intrigue, and just the right amount of humor to keep you distracted until that plot twist hits!
https://ilahey.com/books
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy International Civil Aviation Day!
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
A Russian Antonov An-124 Ruslan cargo plane crashes into an apartment complex near Irkutsk, Siberia, killing 67.
It happened #OnThisDay, in 1997.
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What if your uncle was still alive after WWII and living in Italy? The 45th Nail by Michael and Ian Lahey is a captivating historical fiction that explores the aftermath of war and the quest for redemption. #Booksky https://mybook.to/45thnail
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How do you cope with reading fantasy books that have sad or tragic endings? Do you still want to read a sequel? 😢
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Al Jazeera
Abu Shabab became prominent last year leading an armed group operating in Israeli-controlled areas of Gaza.
Source: https://www.aljazeera.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You can always spot a mystery writer's posts, because they will always leave you with a
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What are some mythology books that you would love to see adapted into movies or TV shows? Who would you cast as the main characters? 🎥
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Mistery, intrigue, and just the right amount of humor to keep you distracted until that plot twist hits!
https://ilahey.com/books
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Happy Ninja Day!
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Today we commemorate Shoeless Joe Jackson, American baseball player and manager (b. 1887) who died in 1951 #OnThisDay.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I went to this year's spoonerism convention despite rumors that there wouldn't be enough food. Luckily, it was a complete lack of pies #writing
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Al Jazeera
Israel says the crucial Rafah crossing with Egypt will open in the coming days, but only for Palestinians to exit Gaza.
Source: https://www.aljazeera.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There's this butcher shop that sells meat from cows that have been fed only cannabis. Go there if you want to try some high steaks. #humor #writers
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM