The Bicycle Thief
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If Hanger loses the title, I'm officially blaming Mark Briscoe.

#AEW #AEWDynamite
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the thing about shibata that you gotta remember is that they took his brain out and put it back in
Issue 30 of Phillp Kennedy Johnson's Incredible Hulk is a disgrace. Lazy, uninspired "horror" capped off with a pathetic whimper.

Where did Marvel find this guy and when are they sending him back?
A side effect of this minor cold I have is MAJOR nosebleeds.
I dread these posts, yet more will always be ahead.

RIP Itagaki-san.
I don't shave for two days and a spider is building a web on my shaving kit like some sorta cartoon.
AEW commentary when the injury is a work:

We don't know if they'll pull through this. This will make orphans of their children

AEW Commentary when the injury is legit:

Let's see that again! Ooh! We'd say they'd be back soon, but we wouldn't have a leg to stand on, either!

#AEW #AEWDynamite
I appreciate that Jungle Jack Perry is slowly turning into Skinner.

#AEW #AEWDynamite
Josh Alexander wearing shades to hide eyes puffy from weeping.

#AEW #AEWDynamite
HBO MAX is advertising a sleep apnea treatment that's just like Big Stoke...

NO HOES!

#AEW #AEWDynamite
TK busily designing the AEW strongest grip strength belt.

#AEW #AEWDynamite
I'm glad Mox has a proper bastard in the Deathriders again. Beats those two little pricks playing at villainy.

#AEW #AEWDynamite
The cost of joining the successful and influential Deathriders is the friends we made along the way.

#AEW #AEWDynamite
As always, my favorite thing about social media is how it hides things I specifically ask it to show me force more engagement out of me.
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🚨 REMINDER FOR TONIGHT! 🚨

For our fans watching on HBO Max, at the conclusion of the first two hours of #AEWDynamite, remember to switch over to the LIVE #AEWCollision feed for the final hour!

The 3-Hour Special Event starts at 8/7c on TBS + HBO Max, TONIGHT!
GOG doing real work for the gamers out there.
"Why do people get upset with remakes? It's not like they replace the originals"

Capcom execs: We replaced the original games, why re-release them?
I don't like how YouTube's video UI looks now.

There, I said it.
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When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
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The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.
Happy History is Bloody and Complicated Day! I'm busy watching the news in observance.
Got out of the caves, so the Ys 2 playthrough is back on track.

I may end up making my own map rather than relying on the text walkthrough I use for hints.

#Ys #NES
I want to play YS 2 some more, but I'm hopelessly lost in the first cave section and no famicom Ys 2 maps exist

#NES #Ys.
I estimate that I have a little under 400 Famicom cartridges.

At least they're not that big.
Yeah, I've been thinking that a lot. It was probably supposed to be a "nothing can go wrong with Josh" situation.