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hi i’m sean, im an aquarius :-)
women on dating apps love to be “fluent in sarcasm”
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i’m a “runner” and i hate it so much
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
if ur a runner and you enjoy it you should get your ass kicked
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
running sucks ass
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
RAT MEAT
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
nothing more deranged than using dating apps to find someone to have kids with
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Feeld: “You’ve Matched with ‘ThoughtfulCunt’!”
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
we should kill everyone involved with progressive insurance’s ad campaigns
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
rip McDonalds
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
microsoft word is a dating app
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
women are allowed to lustfully comment on my mustache but if say “incredible rack, mama.” they will draw and quarter me
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
my uncle’s grave says “Pussy is Goated” on it
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
cooked website
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
lol bye bitch
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
threads is just ai and wannabe influencers sucking each other off
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
one thing i hate is anime -.-
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Reposted by iguana
If you have a big family you're stupid
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
edc guy drinking right wing gatorade called Sniper Piss
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
huntin for slizz on hinge
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
why the fuck did 23 ppl that don’t follow me like this
need to look like a little hoe ski season is coming
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
need to look like a little hoe ski season is coming
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
there are monsters on the world
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i don’t respect “gif keyboard” usage. you must have them saved on your phone to get a reaction from me.
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
idk really anything about astrology but i do know that my sign is considered the most powerful one
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
sorry but how is the company that has stranger things and nothing else buying out the company that owns harry potter
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM