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aspiring art historian who plays splatoon sometimes. est div 6 anchor
i stream my super cool super great dive hedit on twitch.tv/iashcannot
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An ACI alum and undergraduate researcher is looking for autistic adults with a special interest for a study. To participate, fill out this survey: surveys.dal.ca/opinio/s?s=8...
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January 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I made this document for last LUTI Season, and I feel it still applies today. LUTI is really unique and I encourage you to *consider* playing in it, but please be aware that it can be a trainwreck if you and your team aren't properly ready for it.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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January 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Your mate mid-game: he is one oh my god he is so weak somebody hit him literally 1hp left

And then when you watch the vod back you see
January 27, 2026 at 10:39 AM
TOOOOOUUUUCCCCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S SO EAAAAAASY TO LEAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE ALL ALOOOOONE WITH THE MEMMMMMORY OF MY DAAAAYYYYS IN THE SUUÙNNNNNNNN
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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Drip Drop Dye gets 🥇 in Shark tank Shallow Waters #31!
@winrinary.bsky.social Carbon//Liter/Luna *spins your shark*
@deathic.bsky.social Ttek “Christmas”
@kirbz.bsky.social 96 gal/sploosh “SCORCH!!”
Ven: Naut/Heavy “sharks never stop winning”
Tim: Dapples “i love spinny shark”
January 27, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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To commemorate the first Splatoon 3 North American League champions, the game’s dev team created this original art of the winning team, Milky Way! Congratulations!
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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DRIP DROP DYE WINS SILVER BRACKET in FTIU #95!! GGs to everyone we faced! :D 🍡🍡🍡

Deathic, Ttek ~ silently popping off
Timmering, Dapples ~ ggs before the set
@kirbz.bsky.social, .96/Sploosh ~ still wants to shower with ppl
Ven Naut/Heavy, ~ God of Groups
@buhlooey.bsky.social, Naut ~ Bracket Baron
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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BEST TOP-LEVEL TACTICOOLER GUIDE ft. Duck Motif 🦆🔥🔥💪ᐖ💪
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
super lovely program! highly highly highly suggest investing if you have the time. gives right back to low level, and you get to meet super cool staff!
Heya #compsplatoon, we're looking for more staff to help the SBA run at a scale where it is sustainable. If you have any coaching or captaining experience and want to help new players get into the community, please consider applying, links in reply

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January 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Heya #compsplatoon, we're looking for more staff to help the SBA run at a scale where it is sustainable. If you have any coaching or captaining experience and want to help new players get into the community, please consider applying, links in reply

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January 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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We placed 3rd in FTIU! RAAAAAAH! 🥉💪

@roseofbattle.com: Starting 2026 as a wine mom
@emmy.dollz.one: sparkle on!
@procyonspl.bsky.social: holding W
@alwayssherbert.bsky.social: HOT TRI IN YOUR AREA
@jaytheprotagonist.bsky.social: #1 backup
@gaymerci.bsky.social: #1 cheerleader

#compSplatoon
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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I am beyond proud of our team, and I think if circumstances had been different regarding a ruling about whether another team was allowed to participate, we really could have threatened the tournament win.

But holy cow, I am so impressed by Drip Drop Dye getting 4th here coming from the SBA!
We placed 3rd in FTIU! RAAAAAAH! 🥉💪

@roseofbattle.com: Starting 2026 as a wine mom
@emmy.dollz.one: sparkle on!
@procyonspl.bsky.social: holding W
@alwayssherbert.bsky.social: HOT TRI IN YOUR AREA
@jaytheprotagonist.bsky.social: #1 backup
@gaymerci.bsky.social: #1 cheerleader

#compSplatoon
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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this is what we were meant to do with the tier maker on sendou

youtu.be/OI4UCqwB1rg

#compsplatoon
Bad apple but on sendou.ink tier lists
YouTube video by PhilTheGamer
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Drip Drop Dye gets 🥉 in 7 Seas #2
@winrinary.bsky.social: Luna/Carbon/Liter “This one’s for you, Riv” *picks Liter*
@kirbz.bsky.social: Sploosh “my 17% participation helped :D”
Ven: Heavy/Naut “7 seas hasn't seen the last of us”
Tim: Dapples “Egg”
Deathic: Ttek *Dqed*
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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@popgun.bsky.social new bio for you
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Today Project O.R.C.A. placed 3rd in the Stronghold Beginners Academy Season 5 Showcase Tournament!!! 🥉

The academy only broadcasted all the games we lost 😭 but it went pretty good! the 3rd place match against Bland Decavitator was very intense and fun, ending 3-2! (1/2)
December 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I didn't formally coach a team this season of the SBA, but I had the honor of doing two last second vod reviews for one during weeks 3(?) and 6. It is crazy how much they improved in such a short time. The coaches at the SBA are incredible teachers and the players are putting in so much time and-
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Drip Drop Dye gets valedictorian and first in SBA showcase!

@winrinary.bsky.social : Luna/Carbon “menace to ledges”
Kirbz: .96 Gal/Sploosh “respect the sploosh pick”
Ven: heavy/naut “stay humble, don’t fumble”
Deathic: Ttek “Four matches”
Timmering: Dapples “Yay we did it!”
December 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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"whats your gender?" "idk, like div 5"
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I won gamma bracket of SuperJump again lol

2 bracket wins in one week 🔥
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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"🌊" wins Climb The Spire 33!

@imxi.bsky.social - backline flex
@cosmy00.bsky.social - painbrush/zap
@typographicalink.bsky.social - dualies
@razespl.bsky.social - cblaster

GGs to everyone we played, and thank you to @leblanchideout.bsky.social for hosting!

#compsplatoon
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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WHEN NINE AND FUFU SPEAK I LISTEN
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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the 52 in 52 gal refers to the 52% probability you miss your shots
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM