Ian
@iandissonance.bsky.social
Guitar and bass in several bands you've never heard of
I like blastbeats, bad horror movies and metroidvanias
I like blastbeats, bad horror movies and metroidvanias
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Booted up painting VR and got jumpscared by the cum man I drew months ago.
July 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Booted up painting VR and got jumpscared by the cum man I drew months ago.
something hilarious about the only write up about this boring as fuck deathcore band being a cryptocurrency scam
July 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
something hilarious about the only write up about this boring as fuck deathcore band being a cryptocurrency scam
A relic of myspace metalcore
June 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
A relic of myspace metalcore
Riffs I enjoyed in June
June 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Riffs I enjoyed in June
Death metal riffs are cool
May 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Death metal riffs are cool
Forgot you can just run pedals into your interface into an amp sim so
Ol reliable
Ol reliable
May 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Forgot you can just run pedals into your interface into an amp sim so
Ol reliable
Ol reliable
Nothing like a boomer trying to be relatable during small talk and them bringing up how confusing self checkouts are and immediately shutting them down repeatedly and telling them they just must not read the instructions on the screen
May 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nothing like a boomer trying to be relatable during small talk and them bringing up how confusing self checkouts are and immediately shutting them down repeatedly and telling them they just must not read the instructions on the screen
Me when I suck at guitar
May 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me when I suck at guitar
I guess I watch a lot of YouTube content intended for women considering how often I've gotten the YouTubers doing ad reads for vibrators
Hm
Hm
May 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I guess I watch a lot of YouTube content intended for women considering how often I've gotten the YouTubers doing ad reads for vibrators
Hm
Hm
I'll never forget that time some dude I matched with on tinder for some reason thought mansplaining to me how found footage movies aren't good after I told him I was into em was a good way to get me interested in sleeping with him.
It was not
It was not
April 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'll never forget that time some dude I matched with on tinder for some reason thought mansplaining to me how found footage movies aren't good after I told him I was into em was a good way to get me interested in sleeping with him.
It was not
It was not
Funny how fast trump voters change their tune as soon as something he does negatively impacts them personally
You voted for him dummy
We warned you
You voted for him dummy
We warned you
April 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Funny how fast trump voters change their tune as soon as something he does negatively impacts them personally
You voted for him dummy
We warned you
You voted for him dummy
We warned you
Oh hell yeah
My new child
My new child
April 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh hell yeah
My new child
My new child
Love that I can buy a guitar online from halfway across the country and it shows up at my door literally 49 hours later
The future is crazy
The future is crazy
April 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Love that I can buy a guitar online from halfway across the country and it shows up at my door literally 49 hours later
The future is crazy
The future is crazy
The year is 2032, your 4 year old son drew a picture of Mickey mouse that you hung on your fridge, Disney agents break down your door and take him away in an unmarked van for copyright violation
April 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The year is 2032, your 4 year old son drew a picture of Mickey mouse that you hung on your fridge, Disney agents break down your door and take him away in an unmarked van for copyright violation
It's a great day to stand on your deck doing drugs and listening to tech death
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It's a great day to stand on your deck doing drugs and listening to tech death
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Today we celebrate Him
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Today we celebrate Him
i love going on twitch to watch speedruns and just seeing a vtuber with jiggle physics immediately on the front page
good website
good website
April 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i love going on twitch to watch speedruns and just seeing a vtuber with jiggle physics immediately on the front page
good website
good website
is this a universal problem for people who do music or do i have undiagnosed add
April 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
is this a universal problem for people who do music or do i have undiagnosed add
alt people finally have representation in the new mario kart
first racer with a septum ring
this is a big win for us
first racer with a septum ring
this is a big win for us
April 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
alt people finally have representation in the new mario kart
first racer with a septum ring
this is a big win for us
first racer with a septum ring
this is a big win for us
Bro the markup on all these fuckin "infused" THC drinks is insane
Yeah let me pay $5+ for a single can of soda with 10mg total in it, when I could just eat a single gummy and drink a normal soda and not have the soda taste like ass
Yeah let me pay $5+ for a single can of soda with 10mg total in it, when I could just eat a single gummy and drink a normal soda and not have the soda taste like ass
April 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Bro the markup on all these fuckin "infused" THC drinks is insane
Yeah let me pay $5+ for a single can of soda with 10mg total in it, when I could just eat a single gummy and drink a normal soda and not have the soda taste like ass
Yeah let me pay $5+ for a single can of soda with 10mg total in it, when I could just eat a single gummy and drink a normal soda and not have the soda taste like ass
If I were a Tumblr user in the early 2010s I'm sure id say something about this coke packaging being some kind of anti nonbinary micro-aggression
April 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If I were a Tumblr user in the early 2010s I'm sure id say something about this coke packaging being some kind of anti nonbinary micro-aggression