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David Elstins

@iamthewaffle.bsky.social

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Optional poster. Learned the phonetic alphabet to help others spell my name. Concise? Never heard of her. WAFC

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David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah I’m watching Knightmare, yes that TV show.

David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 8h

Reading up on Sheffield Wednesdays admin story and see they got Begbies Traynor in *shudders*

#wafc
#krasner

David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 22h

The Weakest Link - you could absolutely bullshit your way through it and with a high amount of luck involved/giving the impression you’re not a threat would get you down to the final rounds.

David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 1d

Love this Everton one

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David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 1d

Massive fan of these ragebaiting woke football stickers.

That Everton one is pure distilled art, no part of it is wasted.

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David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 1d

Put him where he put his ex wife and give her a better burial plot

David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 2d

It’s wild that these sacks of flab think they’re part of a master race

David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks for being game!

David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 3d

This is the thing, they have. You don’t get to the position of power without the ability to be good at this, which makes it really weird they’re so bad at it now.

People aren’t oracles but things don’t just happen and no one can explain it either, I just think it’s strange and odd.

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David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks for replying. It’s unusual and that can explain missteps and the like but it seems almost a compulsion or an MO at this point. The Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake meme is true but no one knew we were getting a Sideshow Bob in the first place. I can’t get my head around that aspect.

David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 3d

I’m not looking at you Dorian, but surely someone at some point was able to see who these people are or what they’re like? It’s taken so many people by surprise, why is this?