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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 2h

Halistah went out, strapped her down and tied her to a tree in anticipation of the weather this week

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 6h

I mentioned in passing yesterday to dad that I wanted to make curry goat but goat meat has gotten a bit pricey, and today he showed up at my gate with:

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 20h

She very extra and petty

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 23h

The two days I go beach back to back, I was bloated. Actually yesterday was worse. And my period started.

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 23h

🫶🏼

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 23h

I am ✨tired✨ but making soup for dinner because I haven’t had anything but some crackers + dip and a banana today.

And I’ve been bleaching on the beef soup.

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 1d

My right shoulder is a little burnt so we’re moving up to SPF70

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 1d

Halistah and Soxxe 🥹

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 1d

Quick trip out and back 🫡

We also ran out of gas because clearly my father likes to play games but always has reserve fuel

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 1d

We made it

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 1d

Another day another trip. With Halistah. Hopefully.

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 1d

Whoever taught my dad how to thumbs up a message, come outside. I just wanna talk

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 1d

Went to my safe place again today

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 2d

Rage know seh me will show up and him house with pot cover and gallang if him nuh answer my phone call? (It’s time sensitive)

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 2d

Heller it us

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 2d

My babyyy sent me proof of life. Look at him he’s so cute 🥹

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 3d

My rooookkiiieee

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 3d

I shaved my mustache for this girl and she didn’t even come to the link up. I’m vomiting and crying

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 3d

The brown guy I side eyed was FADDDDED (met him last night; he’s my friends friend). From we were at Jangas the man look so

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 3d

Am I losing it or did the ground just shake couple time just now…

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 3d

Accidentally ended up with fifteen (15) comps for this party

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 3d

And fresh parsley/cilantro

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 3d

I feel like a little lime juice would have been good in the marinade 🧍🏻‍♀️

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theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my god a THROWBACK party flyer has an iPod and a Motorola Razr on it?? I’m going to VOMIT wym

theo @iamthetiffany.bsky.social · 3d

Glad I didn’t do the yt people route of just salt and pepper on the meat. Salt, pepper, cumin, chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, chili flakes, Bertie’s and likkl oil

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