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Alastríona Órfhlaith

Alastríona Órfhlaith

@iamozma.com

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🏳️‍⚧️ | she/her | elder gen-x Cosmopolitan, non-christian, haute bohemian, champagne socialist, himejoshi, hikikomori, lesbrarian. Website https://iamozma.com <- other places to find me &c.

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Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · Aug 18

Because Bluesky T&S cannot be trusted, I have created a profile in the fediverse dobbs.town/@iamozma

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 2d

Congratulations! Only 4 more years until your Theseus Day! You’ll get there to yours before I get to mine, so be sure to let me know how it is when you get there.

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 2d

They're the Same Picture: Trump White House Expansion / Nazi Volkshalle

They're the Same Picture meme with Jenna Fischer as Pam in The Office US. Top right Trump White House Expansion mock-up / Top left the Nazi Volkshalle

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

Less expensive direct than at my usual shop, by $20. smdh.

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

Wait. Hold up. Guayakí Yerba Mate is now @yerbamadremate.bsky.social ? Oh. Well, guess that's why I couldn't find my brand anywhere … seems things changed in the 10 years* since I bought my last supply. lol.

* they changed in May this year, so just in time for me to get confused.

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

I’m out of yerba mate. I bought 2 1 lb vacuum packed bags AGES ago. No, really. Get this, the best by date on them was May 2016!!! Anyhow, I just finished the last of it. Only, I went to go look for more …

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

Pig Latin is the new RP/Mid-Atlantic, eh hwat?

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

During the lockdown, I’d buy a month of milk and freeze it in freezer bags split out from several gallon jugs. Feast during the pestilence. Famine during the … well … the ongoing endemic.

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

So, I was kinda going through the last 1lb like there was no tomorrow, not thinking about how it might be liquid gold now.

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

I was using it up to kite being out of milk for a cuppa black tea for a week or two, instead of needing to buy 1/2 gallon almost every week, because my funky’ fridge sitch means I need only one of that size. ;(

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

… and, um, looks like the fuckin’ tariffs situation has made this moment in time the worst time of all time to run out and try to replenish. Ugh. FML. Lol.

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

I’m out of yerba mate. I bought 2 1 lb vacuum packed bags AGES ago. No, really. Get this, the best by date on them was May 2016!!! Anyhow, I just finished the last of it. Only, I went to go look for more …

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 4d

All I’m saying is, I just watched Captain America: Brave New World and got to the part where they’re talking about rebuilding the White House so things came get back to normal … so, look forward to when this Las Vegas / Circus gilt abomination is itself eventually demolished.

Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 5d

Marie Cuntoinette

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

Trump waves around renderings of his new ballroom, which appears to be entirely gold

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 5d

… holding one hand behind her back, with a knife in it, probably?

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 5d

Same sweater but the model is kinda post-murder awkward?

I would absolutely wear it with red gloves!as described in post

as described in post

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 5d

"I did the pattern real bloody murder-y, just like you asked, Boss!"

www.phase-eight.com/row/product/...

Screen grab, in case it goes away, online shopping place with a woman with a kind of resting murder face wearing a white sweater with red splattered cuffs, that look like she's dipped her hands in blood. probably.

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 5d

Spectrum-academia hobbit-core is too a thing. Shut up!

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 5d

::notices velociraptor pack:: don't look at them. keep walking. don't make eye contact. maybe they won't notice. omg did that one look at me? get ready to run!

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 5d

Kinda stopped posting these. Probably still not going to, but, felt like it today, I guess. Playing this morning! Karma Bus track Pseudi Inellectual from The Life Unawated (2015) cbrcbr.bandcamp.com/track/pseudi...

Pseudi Inellectual, by Karma Bus

from the album The Life Unawated

cbrcbr.bandcamp.com

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 5d

*shakes fist at sky* Nooooooooo!

screenrant.com/at-the-mount...

15 Years Later, Guillermo del Toro Confirms His Unmade R-Rated Lovecraft Horror Adaptation Is Dead

Del Toro moves on after Frankenstein.

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 7d

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Isabelle (Thistle), Anxiousmimicrpgs @anxiousmimicrpgs.bsky.social · 7d

Do you like lesbians and mechs? Messy power dynamics and half-alive robots you have to swap blood with? I just released GIRL FRAME, a TTRPG inspired by Mechsploitation, Armored Core, and Evangelion. Go check it out!
anxiousmimicrpgs.itch.io/girl-frame

GIRL FRAME by anxiousmimicrpgs

Lesbians in mechs, struggling against oppression and eldritch horrors

anxiousmimicrpgs.itch.io

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 7d

Mene sakkhet ur-seveh! 🖖

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 7d

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I … think I've been reading them wrong, somehow‽

Scary Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 7d

if you read my cool books you WILL fuck

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 8d

Sorry, but it's obvious that the person really behind the jewel heist at the Louvre is Fujiko Mine en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupin_t...

Or, at least, I hope it is. 👉👈🥺

Lupin the Third: The Woman Called Fujiko Mine - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 8d

Photo by Thibault Camus of AP. Shows French officers, on the job related to the Louvre jewelry heist, leaning against a vehicle, mostly looking around, but one is very specifically looking at someone with what seems to be a squint eye suspicion at … a very dapper man. Clearly Lupin … or a decoy.

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 8d

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...

Masked thieves break into Louvre and steal ‘priceless’ jewellery

France’s interior minister says the group entered the museum using a ladder and broke into windows using small chainsaws

www.independent.co.uk

Alastríona Órfhlaith @iamozma.com · 8d

I reactivated my bsky account just and only to repost this.

Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 9d

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.