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@iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social

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32 • collector, yapper, hype man, retired theatre kid, cringe af • "self-destructive behavior" is my middle name (she / her)

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ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · Apr 18

I was put on this earth to yap.

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ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 3h

Before they released the starter megas, I said I’d use whichever plush I got from my Pokémon Center preorder to choose my starter. Then, after they released the starter megas, I said, “Chikorita supremacy.” And today, upon opening my Legends Z-A package… LOOK!!! ‘TWAS FATE!!!

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 19h

Do hotels purposefully buy the shittiest pillows ever made in bulk like what is the logic here

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 1d

That’s what I fuckin’ thought.

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❤️‍🔥🔞KTG🔞❤️‍🔥 medical hiatus ❤️‍🩹 @ktgwrites.bsky.social · 1d

*FERAL SCREECHING*

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ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I really do feel like I’m gonna explode and I cannot articulate whyyyyy

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 1d

Just thinking about how I’m gonna have to watch Genya die… why do my faves always gotta die…

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 2d

Hey so like why the fuck hasn’t my copy of Legends shipped yet

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 2d

Listen sometimes you have to text [REDACTED] on the verge of panic before anything can actually get done

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 3d

And this is why I love my twin’s husband

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 3d

Honey’s vet bill and my dentist appointment basically took my paycheck out back and shot it execution style.

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 3d

✨💫☄️🪐🔭🛸👽🛰️🚀

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 3d

A nine year feud remains strong.

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 3d

Eating Kraft macaroni and cheese, watching a Pixar movie. This is the life.

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 4d

But I can’t seeeeee my back and my tattoos are for meeeeeee to seeeeeeee

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 4d

Who knows

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ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 4d

We ran out of (store brand) Pepto Bismol so my mom bought a different store brand of Pepto Bismol and I’m so sad because it tastes like ASS

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 4d

Anime loves to end an episode with something tragic af and then play an upbeat outro theme.

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 4d

And that’s why we tipped them 25% lol

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 5d

Me, Alex, Nicole, and Julia sat in the restaurant for like four hours and ain’t nobody even hint at asking us to leave they really just let us yap lmao

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ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 5d

OKAY SO HEY THE THING IS… I WANT A DEKU TATTOO. AND I WANT A KACCHAN TATTOO. *AND* I WANT AN ALL MIGHT TATTOO.

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ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 5d

THE ONE THING I WILL SAY ABOUT THE MHA ENDING… MY FAVES GET TO *LIVE*

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 9d

FMA ending: 10/10
HQ ending: *chef’s kiss* no notes
MHA ending: 8/10 if I ignore 431, 5/10 if I’m forced to include 431 lol

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 5d

MY FAVE LIL BLOND BITCHES RISING

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 5d

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ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 5d

Darren Criss/Blaine Anderson covers continually changed the fabric of my existence and I hope he knows that.

ᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 5d

somebody tell @jmscott1893.bsky.social that he’s contractually obligated to be delulu about Foggy with me 😠

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