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MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25

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MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Dec 1

Being an AUTHOR is wanting to be an international best selling sensation while simultaneously living off the grid in a cabin by the woods with the only connection to the real world being written messages distributed by carrier pigeons.
#writersky

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Retired-Librarian @retired-librarian.bsky.social · Mar 28

Words are amazing. Letters too. Books most definitely.

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MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Mar 26

Being a writer is looking up high rise condominiums in a state you don’t live in but plan to move to once your book sells a million copies just as soon as you get rid of the imposter syndrome preventing you from querying literary agents.

#booksky #writersky #readersky

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Mar 22

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MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Mar 22

My chest!!!!!😂

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Mar 18

Crime Fiction has a new villain.

His name is Discipline.

“They stole five years of my life from me. I’ll d!e in the streets first before I ever come back here.”

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www.iammarcavery.com

#writersky #readersky #booksky

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Mar 17

Being an AUTHOR is going to the Lamborghini dealership and telling them you’re good for it because you will pay with your royalty check from the book you haven’t written through the book deal you haven’t secured through the agent you don’t have.

#writersky

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MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Mar 12

LEGEND. RIP.

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Mar 5

CONS OF BEING A WRITER:

1. WRITING

2. NOT WRITING

#writersky

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Mar 2

BEING A WRITER IS LOOKING FOR MILLION DOLLAR HOMES THAT YOU WILL PURCHASE WITH ROYALTIES FROM YOUR INTERNATIONAL BEST SELLING BOOK SERIES THAT YOU HAVEN’T STARTED WRITING YET.

#writersky

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MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Mar 1

RIP. 🕊️

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 27

I’m totally clueless

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 27

“Wanna find typos? Publish your book.”

- writer proverb

#writersky

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 27

“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
AUTHORS: “Yes. 67 in a 55.”
“Why?”
“I’m feeling a little down and I wanted to get home to my ice cream and potato chips.”
“That’s a horrible combination.”
“I’m an AUTHOR.”
“Sell any books this month.”
“None.”
*Speaks into shoulder walkie*
“You’re free to go.”

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 27

Told my family to either buy my BOOK or take me out the group chat.

I’m currently out the group chat.

Life comes at you fast.

#writersky

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 27

"EXPLAIN YOUR PLOT IN THREE WORDS."

AUTHORS: "I. DON'T. KNOW." 🤷‍♂️

#WRITERSKY

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 27

Don't invite INTROVERTS to something with shitty parking.

THEY WILL GO BACK HOME.

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 26

HOW TO BECOME A BESTSELLING AUTHOR
1. Change your name to Ktephen Sing
2. Move to Derry, Maine
3. Write a clown based BOOK called THAT
4. Join BlueSky
5. Avoid ADVERBS

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 24

GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!

PEOPLE ARE PRE-ORDERING MY NEW BOOK DISCIPLINE!!

WITH REAL ACTUAL CURRENCY.

A BOOK AT ONE TIME I WANTED TO LIGHT ON FIRE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.

I'M VERY EXCITED.

PLEASE CLAP.

#writersky #booksky

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 24

Bedtime reading is undefeated

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 23

Niceeeeeee

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 23

WRITER GOALS:
1. BECOME RECLUSE
2. LIVE IN A SEASIDE MANSION
3. COMMUNICATE WITH OUTSIDE WORLD VIA ‘MESSAGE IN BOTTLE’

#writersky

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Retired-Librarian @retired-librarian.bsky.social · Feb 23

1. Brunch with a friend.
2. Reading a book.
3. More reading.
4. Even more reading.
5. Bluesky scrolling.

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JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · Feb 22

Let’s gooooo…ate down 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 22

What an absolute palette cleanser. 🩵

MY NEW BOOK [DISCIPLINE] WILL BE AVAILABLE 5.27.25 @iammarcavery.bsky.social · Feb 22

🤝