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Gabe Sanchez
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Comedian • Satirist • Taco Connoisseur • Webby Award Winner • Host of What Was That? (on YouTube) • Funded by Blue Amp → http://www.blueamp.co/soundcheck
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MAGA’s evolution in logic is a masterclass in mental gymnastics:

1. “Egg prices are too high! Biden’s economy is killing us!”

2. “Well, yeah…we always knew tariffs would raise prices. That’s the plan.”

3. “Actually, a recession is good. Trump said we need one in order to fix the economy.”
Mike “I Don’t Know” Johnson
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
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New: Judge Perry's ruling against Texas troops in Chicago is a banger.

1. Invokes Hamilton
2. Rips into ICE for lying
3. Says "law enforcement officers who go into an event expecting 'a shitshow' are much more likely to experience one than those who go into the event prepared to de-escalate it.
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BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

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So, what about those Epstein files…?
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“To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan. In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police.”

- Judge William Young, September 30, 2025
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Yes, release the Epstein files!!!
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Tim Walz: "Where are the don't tread on me people? You are being tread on every single day. These folks are enriching themselves. The most successful thing he's done is grift off the American people."
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Know your rights, Illinois.

Stay safe and stay informed.
Wait, I thought Trump and MAGA were all about “no new wars”
In any other timeline, a dog-eating, bear-dumping, whale-chainsawing, sexual-assaulting, brain-wormed moron like RFK Jr, a man with no medical degree who swears he can diagnose kids just by looking at them...would exist only as an Onion headline.
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Release the Epstein Files!
So, just checking my notes here: seven months in, Trump rolls out the red carpet for Putin, gets embarrassed to the point that he runs away from questions, and the Ukraine/Russia deal he bragged about solving on day one? Still nowhere.
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Powell called out Trump for making stuff up to smear him

"I'm not aware of that, Mr President. I haven't heard that from anybody at the Fed. You just added in a third building is what that is. No, it was built five years ago. We finished it five years ago. It's not new."
How long before Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell, either to reward her silence or to pretend he was never involved with Epstein in the first place?
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Holy shit! Not only did South Park put Trump in bed with Satan but they made this ad...
Holy shit! Not only did South Park put Trump in bed with Satan but they made this ad...
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Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.