Charlie's Turon
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seeing formerly expensive millennial brand at Burlington Coat Factory or TJ Maxx just hits differently.
December 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
seeing formerly expensive millennial brand at Burlington Coat Factory or TJ Maxx just hits differently.
My personal blog finally paid me for ads. It only took years and many pennies a day.
Could I optimize it more? Yes.
Do I want the pressure? Nope.
Could I optimize it more? Yes.
Do I want the pressure? Nope.
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My personal blog finally paid me for ads. It only took years and many pennies a day.
Could I optimize it more? Yes.
Do I want the pressure? Nope.
Could I optimize it more? Yes.
Do I want the pressure? Nope.
what I’m called in PV 😉
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
what I’m called in PV 😉
so snacks made with avocado oil is the new trend, huh?
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
so snacks made with avocado oil is the new trend, huh?
that particular kind of grief from losing your rewards punchcard when you’re only one purchase away from a free drink 😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
that particular kind of grief from losing your rewards punchcard when you’re only one purchase away from a free drink 😭😭😭
someone needs to take these away from me.
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
someone needs to take these away from me.
I choose the hot one.
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I choose the hot one.
“the first thing she did after rebirth was…” - every other micro drama recap on TikTok
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“the first thing she did after rebirth was…” - every other micro drama recap on TikTok
At Olive Garden for the first time in years. I didn’t realize how cramped it is, or is it a new thing?
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
At Olive Garden for the first time in years. I didn’t realize how cramped it is, or is it a new thing?
not my fucking jockstrap being in frame in the board meeting. 😅
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
not my fucking jockstrap being in frame in the board meeting. 😅
one of the worst thing about presenting at a board meeting is waiting for your turn to present, especially when the person before you talks too much and over explains.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
one of the worst thing about presenting at a board meeting is waiting for your turn to present, especially when the person before you talks too much and over explains.
Grindr hook-up messaged letting me know that he got home safe. 🥰🥰🥰
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Grindr hook-up messaged letting me know that he got home safe. 🥰🥰🥰
A musical god appears and offers to isekai you back to the moment you first heard one song. Which song are you choosing?
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A musical god appears and offers to isekai you back to the moment you first heard one song. Which song are you choosing?
not me waiting the week before to book my flight to pv. was debating if i was going to spend thanksgiving there as i have the past 3 years.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
not me waiting the week before to book my flight to pv. was debating if i was going to spend thanksgiving there as i have the past 3 years.
Spent the whole day dealing with benefits election. It was exhausting comparing plans etc. Adulting is hard.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Spent the whole day dealing with benefits election. It was exhausting comparing plans etc. Adulting is hard.
cannot find the specific gray jockstrap I wanted to wear to the gym today 😭
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
cannot find the specific gray jockstrap I wanted to wear to the gym today 😭
so we all agree that the scene in the new Frankenstein movie where he meets the creature for the first time is kinda gay, or is it just me?
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
so we all agree that the scene in the new Frankenstein movie where he meets the creature for the first time is kinda gay, or is it just me?
Not Grindr serving me this ad. 😭😭😭
October 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Not Grindr serving me this ad. 😭😭😭
went to STL over the weekend. you know what? it’s not as bad as I imagined it would be. the gays were very friendly.
August 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
went to STL over the weekend. you know what? it’s not as bad as I imagined it would be. the gays were very friendly.
damnit gonna have find a new barber again. my most recent one just said something racist, then proceeded to charge me full haircut price for a line-up/edge work.
August 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
damnit gonna have find a new barber again. my most recent one just said something racist, then proceeded to charge me full haircut price for a line-up/edge work.
How are you ladies in full kabuki on this fucking heat wave?
August 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
How are you ladies in full kabuki on this fucking heat wave?
why is there a half an hour wait at Korean hot pot place in the middle of summer during a heat wave? Also why was I craving hot pot in the middle of a heat wave?
August 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
why is there a half an hour wait at Korean hot pot place in the middle of summer during a heat wave? Also why was I craving hot pot in the middle of a heat wave?
Moving chronicles: dismantling a loft bed. I built this by myself, can I disassemble this by myself too? We’ll see.
August 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Moving chronicles: dismantling a loft bed. I built this by myself, can I disassemble this by myself too? We’ll see.
JFC. Why is this seasons anime line up aim to traumatize me. Currently watching Clevatess.
a drawing of a woman holding a baby in front of a demon with horns
ALT: a drawing of a woman holding a baby in front of a demon with horns
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August 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
JFC. Why is this seasons anime line up aim to traumatize me. Currently watching Clevatess.