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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 8h

damn, not even a thank you or nothing?

IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 8h

and I probably should have left it up because now it looks like I posted Nazi shit unprompted instead of a topical joke. fucking hell

IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 8h

you figure out the sort of design that tattoo had) 2/2

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 8h

(for posterity, it was the scene from Community where, after Jeff and Troy find out that thee gardener they befriended is extremely racist, the audience is treated to a few flashbacks hinting at his nature, including one where he shows a tattoo, describing how "it's going to be a maze". I'll let 1/2

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 8h

God fucking damnit, I deleted it and it looks even worse now

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 9h

this is so epic bacon

IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 17h

if Hegseth had a (D) following his name you'd be kissing his feet rn and we both know it

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 1d

crazy that they unthawed this person from the early 2010 and the first they did was make youtube shorts

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 1d

this shit is why you're setting yourself up to be bulldozed without knowing it

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 1d

"death knell for whom" yes

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 1d

if this isn't a death knell idk what is

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 2d

crazy that he said this completely unprompted

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 2d

of course not, don't be ridiculous! now would you kindly look after my delicious candles for a few minutes, I have business to attend to 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 2d

stole the jewels to finance his project to build a theme park that doubles as a sovereign state, I wager

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 2d

Planet of the Bass guy really let himself go, huh

IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 3d

feds used to try harder. like, I get it, they're probably not paying you rn but come on

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 3d

me losing it as I slam the magic button that makes the shit idiot government unable to interact with me in any meaningful manner

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 4d

alright, that's true. that's very true. thought she might have done it for the transphobia but he did double spec in both fields

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 4d

@jay.bsky.team joining the war on kid diddlers on the side of kid diddlers

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 5d

can't even call those posts "creative writing exercises" anymore with how many are blatantly LLM-generated. whatever happened to just organically lying about shit

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 6d

washed

IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 6d

well that sounds like torture to me, my good bitch

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 6d

even assuming anything you ever say is true, you're a real tar pit of a person, you know that?

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 7d

One Screening of One Battle After Another After Another

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IAMALIVEHERE @iamalivehere.bsky.social · 8d

rent was due, I take it?