AlexRossi
@ialexri.bsky.social
Proud dad ✦ CEO ✦ Investor ✦ Former DJ
It's fascinating how a headache can ruin your entire day. The head be like; "Yup, it's just a little reminder that I'm still here in case you forgot"
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's fascinating how a headache can ruin your entire day. The head be like; "Yup, it's just a little reminder that I'm still here in case you forgot"
1 dog year = 15 human years
Who the hell came up with that theory?!
We all know dogs don't keep track of time. You can go out, forget your keys, return back home and they'll greet you like it's been years since they saw you. When someone talk 'dog years', I always think; "Go suck a bag of d*cks"
Who the hell came up with that theory?!
We all know dogs don't keep track of time. You can go out, forget your keys, return back home and they'll greet you like it's been years since they saw you. When someone talk 'dog years', I always think; "Go suck a bag of d*cks"
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
1 dog year = 15 human years
Who the hell came up with that theory?!
We all know dogs don't keep track of time. You can go out, forget your keys, return back home and they'll greet you like it's been years since they saw you. When someone talk 'dog years', I always think; "Go suck a bag of d*cks"
Who the hell came up with that theory?!
We all know dogs don't keep track of time. You can go out, forget your keys, return back home and they'll greet you like it's been years since they saw you. When someone talk 'dog years', I always think; "Go suck a bag of d*cks"
I watched Naked Attraction for the first time last night. Who came up with this useless idea? What kind of people are on this show? Imagine coming back to work the next day and they be like; "Ehm... we saw you on TV last night.. it was... interesting 🥴"
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I watched Naked Attraction for the first time last night. Who came up with this useless idea? What kind of people are on this show? Imagine coming back to work the next day and they be like; "Ehm... we saw you on TV last night.. it was... interesting 🥴"
It's the last time I'm moving. It sucks! Too much stuff everywhere!
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's the last time I'm moving. It sucks! Too much stuff everywhere!
Moving sucks. All the junk you've accumulated over the past few years. Every year is the same;
"This might come in handy someday. Let's save this, along with the other 1000 'soon-come-in-handy' stuff that I already have". Chiara is more like; "Do I need it now? No? Then throw it away!"
"This might come in handy someday. Let's save this, along with the other 1000 'soon-come-in-handy' stuff that I already have". Chiara is more like; "Do I need it now? No? Then throw it away!"
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Moving sucks. All the junk you've accumulated over the past few years. Every year is the same;
"This might come in handy someday. Let's save this, along with the other 1000 'soon-come-in-handy' stuff that I already have". Chiara is more like; "Do I need it now? No? Then throw it away!"
"This might come in handy someday. Let's save this, along with the other 1000 'soon-come-in-handy' stuff that I already have". Chiara is more like; "Do I need it now? No? Then throw it away!"
People buying shelled sunflower seeds to feed the birds.
"Less empty shells over the garden and the birds doesn't have to open the seeds."
I'm like; "Slow down Nancy, they're BIRDS. To open seeds is in their genes. What's next? Are you gonna open a bird restaurant and take orders from birds?"
"Less empty shells over the garden and the birds doesn't have to open the seeds."
I'm like; "Slow down Nancy, they're BIRDS. To open seeds is in their genes. What's next? Are you gonna open a bird restaurant and take orders from birds?"
October 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
People buying shelled sunflower seeds to feed the birds.
"Less empty shells over the garden and the birds doesn't have to open the seeds."
I'm like; "Slow down Nancy, they're BIRDS. To open seeds is in their genes. What's next? Are you gonna open a bird restaurant and take orders from birds?"
"Less empty shells over the garden and the birds doesn't have to open the seeds."
I'm like; "Slow down Nancy, they're BIRDS. To open seeds is in their genes. What's next? Are you gonna open a bird restaurant and take orders from birds?"
Question: How big of a disgusting narcissist do you have to be to demand that your ugly face adorn a new coin?
Answer: The biggest of them all.
Trump is one of those guys who jerks off infront of a mirror.
Answer: The biggest of them all.
Trump is one of those guys who jerks off infront of a mirror.
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Question: How big of a disgusting narcissist do you have to be to demand that your ugly face adorn a new coin?
Answer: The biggest of them all.
Trump is one of those guys who jerks off infront of a mirror.
Answer: The biggest of them all.
Trump is one of those guys who jerks off infront of a mirror.
Finally we're moving to a bigger house! Chiara is stubborn but I'm even more stubborn. 😁
October 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Finally we're moving to a bigger house! Chiara is stubborn but I'm even more stubborn. 😁
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October 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Diddy only got 4 years in prison. That's a slap in the face for the victims in this case. He should get at least 20 imo. Once again, the court has failed. But the good thing is, his music career is over. No more Diddler on the charts.
October 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Diddy only got 4 years in prison. That's a slap in the face for the victims in this case. He should get at least 20 imo. Once again, the court has failed. But the good thing is, his music career is over. No more Diddler on the charts.
The flu has arrived. Great.
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September 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The flu has arrived. Great.
People are still coming up to me moaning about their losses in bitcoin. I don't know what they expect me to do. It's not my fault that your brain is like a prune. Only advise I'll give is; Stop being stupid!
September 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
People are still coming up to me moaning about their losses in bitcoin. I don't know what they expect me to do. It's not my fault that your brain is like a prune. Only advise I'll give is; Stop being stupid!
My baby brother has now decided to move to Italy from Sweden. He says Sweden is no longer safe like it used to be. He's thinking about the safety of his future kids. Time changes and so do we. I'm glad to have him close so we can hang out more often. 😊
September 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My baby brother has now decided to move to Italy from Sweden. He says Sweden is no longer safe like it used to be. He's thinking about the safety of his future kids. Time changes and so do we. I'm glad to have him close so we can hang out more often. 😊
We're having full house this weekend. 3 of my siblings are coming to visit us. Might be a good time to hint again that we def need a bigger house. I've tried to persuade Chiara for months but no luck. She's stubborn. 😁
September 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
We're having full house this weekend. 3 of my siblings are coming to visit us. Might be a good time to hint again that we def need a bigger house. I've tried to persuade Chiara for months but no luck. She's stubborn. 😁
I was driving "Big Moma" today and a woman came up to me with a cigarette in her hand, yelling at me. Bitching about how much polution my car causes. I was like; "Stfu and suck on your cancer stick." 🙄🤌🤌
August 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I was driving "Big Moma" today and a woman came up to me with a cigarette in her hand, yelling at me. Bitching about how much polution my car causes. I was like; "Stfu and suck on your cancer stick." 🙄🤌🤌
This needs to stop. Period. Because it's getting worse every time. Scarlett Johansson, I'm sorry but you're too late. This train went by a loooong time ago. Now it's just a big flop. #JurassicWorldRebirth
August 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
This needs to stop. Period. Because it's getting worse every time. Scarlett Johansson, I'm sorry but you're too late. This train went by a loooong time ago. Now it's just a big flop. #JurassicWorldRebirth
I'm so tired of people's bullshit. Talking too much every single time. Talking about changes and then nothing happens. If you're not gonna follow through - then STFU!
August 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm so tired of people's bullshit. Talking too much every single time. Talking about changes and then nothing happens. If you're not gonna follow through - then STFU!
We saw this one last night and I'm so disappointed. They ended this franchise with a flop. Almost 3 hour long pain event just like the former one. J.J. Abrams should've directed all of them instead. Then it would be good, like the Mission Impossible III. #MissionImpossibleFinalReckoning
August 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
We saw this one last night and I'm so disappointed. They ended this franchise with a flop. Almost 3 hour long pain event just like the former one. J.J. Abrams should've directed all of them instead. Then it would be good, like the Mission Impossible III. #MissionImpossibleFinalReckoning
I really hate the smell of old sweat. The kind of sweat when you know that person hasn't showered in weeks. It just hit your nose and it feels like your whole brain is about to be wiped out. And they don't even smell it? They just walk around, being close to other people like nothing happened. WTF?!
August 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I really hate the smell of old sweat. The kind of sweat when you know that person hasn't showered in weeks. It just hit your nose and it feels like your whole brain is about to be wiped out. And they don't even smell it? They just walk around, being close to other people like nothing happened. WTF?!
Taking 1 week vacation with my family. Need a break from everything else.
August 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Taking 1 week vacation with my family. Need a break from everything else.
Some people just get on your nerves with their presence. Today is one of those days. I need vacation.
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August 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Some people just get on your nerves with their presence. Today is one of those days. I need vacation.
